M5 the mafia has expense reports? wtf

You expect me to pay for my own chit/

Jntar tell us the story.

Jim I always wanted to too. I wanna eat all these weird places in the burg.

Bordeaux alligator bites ftwwwwwwww

Da Top

Its even a bimmer.

I almost had to kill someone this weekend

Please do tell. Extrapolation!!!

Zip off pants are great, until you have to put the legs back on.

Jeez, what did you all go to lunch while I showered?

yeah those are so awkward.

So that's why you don't pay for your tailored chit.

Jntar tell us the story.

Jim I always wanted to too.  I wanna eat all these weird places in the burg.

Bordeaux alligator bites ftwwwwwwww

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I've gotten coffee at the place next to the record exchange, but it was a little too yuppie for me...

I haven't even stepped foot into the veggie place on College Ave, there's too much tofu and not enough things that once had legs on the menu for me to consider it

heyyyy that's not very nice.

Gillies?

I think it's probably awesome.

Mmm, things that once had legs.

man the panda cam steals productivitiy

extra I's rule.

M5 who taught you how to cook?

I was in Arkansas this weekend visiting friends. We went down to the river to do some target pratice. My firned Nick bought a new gun and when I go on trips mine is always under my seat.

When we got down there we were pretty much alone except one very old man who was fishing down river.

We were setting up targets, and shooting up river so not to piss the old man off or risk hitting him.

After 20 minutes or so he came by and asked us to leave that he was there first and we were scaring off all the fish. I told him that we would go further up the bank, but the nearest place that we could shoot to there was 20 miles away. He agreed...

20 minutes later he comes over pissed and yells at us, telling us that he would call the cops. I offered him my phone(he obvously didnt have one) and told him that I was doing nothing illegal.

Here comes the kicker...

He walks to the tailgate of my truck were Nicks new pistol was...throws it down on the ground, grabs another and shakes/waves it all round us.

I was very nervous at this point cause they were all loaded. I desafteyd my pistol (didnt point it at him) and asked him to leave...He threw the other gun down and went storming off down the trail he came from...

I almost pissed myself. Apparently someone with us knew him as the local crazy that lives in the area. He is always walking and yelling at passing cars...I wont be going back to that area...

too cool

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M5 who taught you how to cook?

Practice, practice, practice; however, my mother used to enter cooking contests to pay for our vacations when little, my dad has entered a few baking contests, and my over-achieving brother who is a CPA decided to go to Chef's school afterwards. So mostly my fam I guess, but I am self taught and the family grill master.

wow jntar

you might get a key to the city for shooting that nut

oww I just tried to macguyver a Q tip and I de-virginized my ear.

when I go on trips mine is always under my seat.

Obviously lives in Texas....

Crazy chit, glad nothing came of it.

when I go on trips mine is always under my seat.

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Obviously lives in Texas....

Crazy chit, glad nothing came of it.

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Definatly glad...

oww I just tried to macguyver a Q tip and I de-virginized my ear.

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Food...*poof*

I can't hear so hot out of it now.

No health insurance ftw