OPEN BAR DUDE!

Haha, yes!

Seen one drunk wedding guest, you've seen them all...

I was at a local country club here, and I almost kicked some guy rudely in the ass for peeing on my wheels, I was parked out in front waiting for the reception to be over with so I could get the centerpieces back.

I got out, turned him around the other way into the bush, and let him continue...

This weekend, the groom was a submariner, the bride was a helicopter pilot...between them and their Navy friends they almost emptied the open bar.

I would have unzipped and pissed on him for pissing on my wheels

An azz kicking was due.

Seen one drunk wedding guest, you've seen them all...

I was at a local country club here, and I almost kicked some guy rudely in the ass for peeing on my wheels, I was parked out in front waiting for the reception to be over with so I could get the centerpieces back.

I got out, turned him around the other way into the bush, and let him continue...

This weekend, the groom was a submariner, the bride was a helicopter pilot...between them and their Navy friends they almost emptied the open bar.

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I would have unzipped and pissed on him for pissing on my wheels

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An azz kicking was due.

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x2 drunk or not, there are some things you just dont do.

Must have been the flower power that attracted him.

I do normally water the flowers, but missing the flower and hitting tires is not acceptable.

*runs off to buy mdf*

Jesus work is so busy and I have no motivation. I guess thats what happens when both bosses take vacation at the same time.

On another down note...The position I applied for was deemed not fillable at this time. No pay raise for me. I am about sick of it. Time to get off my lazy ass and find a decent flight school. Last one wasnt as nice as I had hoped.

For $15k+ you would think they would offer training other then prop aircraft.

I want to fly private jets for a living, not 2 seater cesnas for the fun of it.

I'll just keep on posting I guess.

Guess who is getting a PS3 the end of the week? Yes that is right, I get to demo it

Guess who is getting a PS3 the end of the week?  Yes that is right, I get to demo it

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Better bring some damn games...when I demo'd the 360 they brought 2 F'ing games.

Its pretty sad when buyers for the company come and ask me advice...then I cant get hired as a buyer to save my life.

Friend of mine is working at a fishing camp in the north... some "fat bastard" from Chicago as she calls him is there right now... guy chit his bed, and pissed in the garbage can... wtf. So fat that you are too lazy to go to the bathroom 10 feet away?

Friend of mine is working at a fishing camp in the north... some "fat bastard" from Chicago as she calls him is there right now... guy chit his bed, and pissed in the garbage can... wtf. So fat that you are too lazy to go to the bathroom 10 feet away?

Wow, I don't know what to say after that.

For $15k+ you would think they would offer training other then prop aircraft.

I want to fly private jets for a living, not 2 seater cesnas for the fun of it.

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Jets wouldn't be as fun, I'd think...you're thinking even farther ahead then you do with props, and you're stuck with IFR...

I could imagine the money's a lot better, though

So I assume you're going for ATP?

Friend of mine is working at a fishing camp in the north... some "fat bastard" from Chicago as she calls him is there right now... guy chit his bed, and pissed in the garbage can... wtf. So fat that you are too lazy to go to the bathroom 10 feet away?

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Wow, I don't know what to say after that.

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Apparently this guy is so fat that he has to roll into the fishing boat. Surprised they have a boat that can handle him.

Also, she said she has been cleaning up a dozen cans of pop every morning from his room. WOW.

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Friend of mine is working at a fishing camp in the north... some "fat bastard" from Chicago as she calls him is there right now... guy chit his bed, and pissed in the garbage can... wtf. So fat that you are too lazy to go to the bathroom 10 feet away?

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Wow, I don't know what to say after that.

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Apparently this guy is so fat that he has to roll into the fishing boat. Surprised they have a boat that can handle him.

Also, she said she has been cleaning up a dozen cans of pop every morning from his room. WOW.

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Jabba the Hutt?

Must be the sausage king of chitown.

Guy like that should be airdropped from the back of a C-130 onto unsuspecting terrorists...

Chemical warfare.

So the family room and living room are pretty close to each other in my house. We already have a tv in the living room and now my parents want to put another in the family room. I think it's a silly idea, don't you think? If both were on, their audio would just interfere with each other. There are also only 4 people in the house, and we would have 5 tvs. Seems silly.

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I have a T.V in every room of my house

Most of them are used and the one in the living room does interfere with the one in the dining room.

I think having that many TV's is stupid, but then again I don't watch a lot of TV. There's two in our house, and really only one gets watched.

I usually only use the TV to watch 24, lost, or prison break. Now that those are over, I have little use for TVs.

ugh, network TV...

*throws up a little*

You anti-conformist.