my mom = derka der

yeah im tired of working

cant wait till friday, payday

Ive been telling her for 2 years ill do my own laundry and ill use my own detergent because.

1.) I can gather up all the things i know need washing

2.) I can use decent detergent, not walmart special garbage.

3.) My clothes dont get mixed up with my dads (such as work shirts which look the same just im a Large and he is an Extra Large)

Well it never fails, i had to wear one shirt two days in a row because the only other shirt i could FIND was left in the dryer wet and started smelling like soot and poo.

This morning im looking for all my other shirts (i have 2 more) and she says I've done something with them. Im like WTF, they all got washed this weekend, ive only worn one and the other soured in the dryer. Then she is like :

"YOU LOST THEM YOU LOST THEM YOU LOST THEM LALALALALALLALALALALLALALLALALALALLALALALA"

yadda yadda. and i tried to explain this to her in simple math terms. There are FOUR (4) Work shirts of mine that where being washed by YOU friday after work. I dont work on the weekends. I wore the same (1) shirt Monday and Tuesday. It is now Wednesday. (1) shirt YOU left wet in the dryer. 1 + 1 = 2. If I know where Two (2) shirts are and YOU where the last person to have all 4, im asking YOU where the other Two (2) are.

she replied with:

"YOU LOST THEM YOU LOST THEM YOU LOST THEM LALALALALALLALALA IN YOUR ROOM LALLALALLALALALALLALALALA"

I was fixing to break out the paper and colored pencils and draw a picture for her.

This isnt the first time she has lost my shirts either. Onetime they got left outside hanging up and a T-Storm blew up and they ended up in the dirt 15ft from the clothes line and another time she mixed them in with my dad's shirts in his closet.

I think she is going senile, she turns 50 8 days after I turn 17.

evo final in 21min

Qn = q/1+q*n must remember that

Qn = q/1+q*n must remember that

this guy studying in the front of his class has his ipod or whatever and is randomly tapping his foot, i'm going to take his shoe and shove it up his ass soon

and i wish i had a webcam right now to shoot a pic of the ass in front of me (not the guy)

ok now the pucker is tapping with both feet and the pencil

Walk up with a pair of scissors and clip his head phone wire

then scram at him "iPOO SUCKS"

I need to find a friend around here with a radar detector so I can borrow it for a few days next month.

Unless someone has one for sale super cheap.  Not going to toss $175 out the door for a piece of equipment I use once a year on the highway.

actually, i have one around here you can have....i need to find it..

it needs a power cord and i don't believe it picks up laser.....

wait...i think i have another one...

in any case, i'll try to get it shipped today. if it makes you feel better, just pay me whatever..lol...

wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

ignore my post steve..lol...

i see jordan has ya covered...

unless you want/need a second one...

wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

more radar detectors the better.

one on each corner of the vehicle...cops aint catching me speeding suckas'

how effective are radar detectors? how easy is it to catch me using one?

i placed a small order with second skin yesterday, two gallons of firewall to go inside the fiero next week.

hi fryman, hi justin

fryman, you're the Ascendant lover, you should have bought my 12" avas

and you only need 8 posts to break 3k

well it depends... if it detects it before you are with in rang/sight of the cop you are good to go.

If you are going 20mph over and it detects it and you slam on the breaks and the cop sees that, you are likely SOL.

detectors are illegal in alot of states so be careful. Risk getting a speeding ticket before you get a speeding ticket and a radar detector violation and possibly reckless driving.

i am in VA, everything is illegal, especially radar detectors, i usually travel at about 10mph over, i'd just like to have one to avoid speed traps and such

how effective are radar detectors? how easy is it to catch me using one?

depends...they have saved me on more then one occasion. i really want a rocky mountain radar phazer/phantom. they actually (passively, hence they are legal) block radar and laser. they even include a one year guarantee that if you do get a speeding ticket (as long as it's no more then 15mph over the limit), they'll pay the ticket. but they aren't cheap...

the walmart whistler's i use now are ok and inexpensive <$45...and they have indeed paid for themselves...

wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

if you get pulled over and you think the cop may suspect you have one or may search yoru vehicle shove it up your anus

hide it in my subwoofer box

how effective are radar detectors? how easy is it to catch me using one?

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depends...they have saved me on more then one occasion. i really want a rocky mountain radar phazer/phantom. they actually (passively, hence they are legal) block radar and laser. they even include a one year guarantee that if you do get a speeding ticket (as long as it's no more then 15mph over the limit), they'll pay the ticket. but they aren't cheap...

the walmart whistler's i use now are ok and inexpensive <$45...and they have indeed paid for themselves...

wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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15mph over is like ~180 bucks in FL...how much do they cost?