Feels wierd having college age girls flirting with you when your old . I have socks older than they are

At least it's entertaining most of the time

I do get a kick out of the high school, and college kids telling me the best way to get drunk , or party.

ramos...just hook up with the jeep girl and you'll be good to go

I'm a 41 year old red neck . You will be hard pressed to find a drink, or spirit that I haven't had

ramos...just hook up with the jeep girl and you'll be good to go

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She's 35 and we're going to the lake tomorrow

All this rambling comes from going out with some friends last night

Seems there are a lot of kids going to summer sessions at roanoke college this year

Macadoo's was was packed last night . Wall to wall college kids

I seem to be turning into a mean drunk as well

And going to the dark side of humor with more and more alcohol

morning folks

I was approached by a rather large female and her skinny friend. First thing I noticed was the outfit the large girl was wearing. They came up said hi , and wanted to know if they could sit with me . I said sure why not, as I was on my third pitcher. They started talking , but I couldn't stop thinking about the big girls outfit . It looked as if she got dressed with help of heavy machinery and lots of lubrication. The girl had more rolls than a french bakery. And every one of them was in plane nylon covered site eewwww . I wasn't paying much attention to what they were saying. But the large one asked me something and I just cuaght the tail end of it and said yeah. She smiled. I asked if I could ask her a question. She said sure . " Do you have mirrors in your house ? " She giggled and said yeah. Then I asked if the light in the closet was burnt out ? She giggled and said no . " So you knowingly walked out of the house with that outfit on ? " oops struck a nerve there

morning folks

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Morning mr. dc

Now I have a gigantic moo cow , who thinks I'm a prick . Oh well such is life

My friends mooing at her probably didn't help much either

I was approached by a rather large female and her skinny friend. First thing I noticed was the outfit the large girl was wearing. They came up said hi , and wanted to know if they could sit with me . I said sure why not, as I was on my third pitcher. They started talking , but I couldn't stop thinking about the big girls outfit . It looked as if she got dressed with help of heavy machinery and lots of lubrication. The girl had more rolls than a french bakery. And every one of them was in plane nylon covered site eewwww . I wasn't paying much attention to what they were saying. But the large one asked me something and I just cuaght the tail end of it and said yeah. She smiled. I asked if I could ask her a question. She said sure . " Do you have mirrors in your house ? " She giggled and said yeah. Then I asked if the light in the closet was burnt out ? She giggled and said no . " So you knowingly walked out of the house with that outfit on ? "  oops struck a nerve there

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Don't get me wrong I'm a fat fook myself . But I ain't walking around town in a banana hammock or something

Is there some kind of law that says the larger the girl the bigger the earrings ?? This girl had some big arse hub cap looking sob's on .

And enough make up to make tammy faye baker look natural

i think the new law is that large women must be scatily clad...we can thank the oxygen channel for that

Should be a disclaimer on any kind of stretchy outfits sold.

" If your stomach is bigger than your ass, stay the hell out of this outfit "

i think the new law is that large women must be scatily clad...we can thank the oxygen channel for that

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I don't think she was really scantily clad . But then again she was big enough to make a moo moo look like a mini skirt. So she could have been

and they always have the skinny friend

well im off to breakfast and then to the bank bbl