Haha im sure it was.

That would suck to have tha parents walk in on ya.

Haha my mom did...she handed me a rubber and said have fun...I lost my virginity that night

how do you like that 28hz tune tmax

it was nice when i had the sd1s running

havent heard the icons in it yet

is that bacon I smell?

oh wait, just the stimulus package

okay now...enough of the anal haha

Haha im sure it was.

That would suck to have tha parents walk in on ya.

Haha my mom did...she handed me a rubber and said have fun...I lost my virginity that night

Lol well you got a throwd ass mom

and thats a t0p

HAHA that didnt sound right!

all yellow names i see

Jason907, Penguin4x4, Tmax98, RobClay

bitches don't know bout my war on terrah

Haha im sure it was.

That would suck to have tha parents walk in on ya.

Haha my mom did...she handed me a rubber and said have fun...I lost my virginity that night

Lol well you got a throwd ass mom

Well, its more like my whole family. We are all comfortable with our sexuality, cause we are sex machines lol. At our family dinner my grandma was telling me about her and my grandpa

I have

an American dream

but it involves black masks

and gasoline

That is all i can put to express what you just said about your grandma and grandpa lol

That is all i can put to express what you just said about your grandma and grandpa lol

Haha yeah that's why I threw it on there. Then my mom and step dad joined in the fun

LOL damn.

LOL damn.

This took place in a really fancy restaurant too

I remember my mother and sister discussing anal fistulas at some pizza parlor one time, fun

lol @ you and penguin

I don't drink at all...... I am what do they call it....... Straight Edge? No drugs or drinking?

Are you the straight edge type that kicks the chit out of people that do drink and do drugs?

NO!!!!! That would be mean. I am a nice guy, I help all the drunk/fudged up people get home safe.

You'll feel good about yourself for doing it for a while, then you get bogged down because it just begins to feel like babysitting. It happened to me.

I've never done drugs, never been drunk (though I have a whiskey and coke every couple weeks). I don't see a reason to lose control of myself. I guess I have no worries as bigjon puts it, but I live my life in attempt to avoid any worries. Granted I'm fortunate with such a good family. But that's another reason to not screw it up and disrespect by doing dumb things.

i have been drunk once.

it was pretty much miserable!

and for the part of taking care of others, i usually take care of my friends and usually end up driving.

i drink a fair amount and usually when i drink i drink enough to have a pretty good buzz.

once???? pa-lease

okay now...enough of the anal haha

are you uncomfortable with the thought of getting feces on your dick?

here's a funny story that circulated my high school:

some chick, friend of a friend of a friend (or something) was getting it up the butt from her well endowed bf while her parents were away. apparently, they didn't use enough lube because he tore her sphincter, and she couldn't control her bowel movements. when the parents got home, they saw the shit all over the house. She blamed it on the dog, and they put it to sleep.

wtf! not funny, a puppy died!

killing puppies is wrong...

look how innocent!

killing puppies is wrong...

look how innocent!

PUPPIES!!!1!!1!!

<3 <3 <3

i wonder if i had my dog cloned if it would come back evil...

bitches don't know bout my war on terrah

speaketh

okay now...enough of the anal haha

are you uncomfortable with the thought of getting feces on your dick?

here's a funny story that circulated my high school:

some chick, friend of a friend of a friend (or something) was getting it up the butt from her well endowed bf while her parents were away. apparently, they didn't use enough lube because he tore her sphincter, and she couldn't control her bowel movements. when the parents got home, they saw the shit all over the house. She blamed it on the dog, and they put it to sleep.

hahahaha, ftmfgdw not the dog part though

i wonder if i had my dog cloned if it would come back evil...

I think that only happens if you bury it in the pet cemetary.