Garlic paste is definitely easier with a knife. I meant precooked produce more than anything, carrots, celery, parsnips, onions, peppers, etc.

I use carrots for knife training others

can't remember if I posted this earlier or not, reposting it anyways because it makes me laugh so fucking much

entry level my ass

Police officers in Indiana are upset over a new law allowing residents to use deadly force against public servants, including law enforcement officers, who unlawfully enter their homes. It was signed by Republican Governor Mitch Daniels in March.

Hoosiers...

Busting nuggets at a cop is a bad idea. Lawful or not.

No winners there.

Unless she's hot and it's on her face.

Exciting. Actually two decent threads to post in tonight besides the Hoppish like places.

LIES

Or maybe just posters that actually want to learn so they like my non-spoon feeding approach. Normally I get yelled at.

there is only one thread worth posting to on this entire board!

I like rum

there is only one thread worth posting to on this entire board!

I count higher than you

one, one, one, one, one, one, one

FAIL

I need it spoon fed like Gerber. My brain is too fillded with shit.

or

one, one

FAIL

I can count to eleventy!

You pick. One is right, one is wrong.

One, one...

definitely need more rum

I need it spoon fed like Gerber. My brain is too fillded with shit.

Spoon the shit out?

Or, unfill that shit!

I need to name a dog Rum so I can tell people I love getting shitfaced with rum

You don't need a dog to do that

of course not

but it would be funnier

So call your neighbors dog, rum

Jack answers to anything if you give him an ice cube.

Favorite treat of his.