There's Something About Mary... While Cameron Diaz does little for me most of the time, I want to fuck the shit out of my old lady after watching this comic gem.

"I don't do karate I do KARAZAY!"

She's predator.

When it comes to hunting I would GLADLY kill and eat.

But as Sean mentioned, a lot of meat in one animal.

speaking of, i am buying a wagyu calf as soon as i find one

There's Something About Mary... While Cameron Diaz does little for me most of the time, I want to fuck the shit out of my old lady after watching this comic gem.

agree on all accounts

Don't be suprised when I am cooking in your kitchen at 4 am some day then.

I will fuck up some waggles cow.

^-----not a reference to the movie, diaz, or your wives.

^-----not a reference to the movie, diaz, or your wives.

"You fucking asshole!"

Woulda been funny if you got a 500 error, and that post never went through.

Rofl

4my wife doesnt waggle

Sitting in a Japanese restaurant in Livermore California

At thebar next to 3 genrrations ofbitches

At thebar next to 3 genrrations ofbitches

See if you can coat all 3 in one shot!

4my wife doesnt waggle

...for you maybe....

Sitting in a Japanese restaurant in Livermore California

Sounds like a terrible day.

This is what I'm making Matt, but I won't have that stupid belt and gloves.

I guess bar workouts are really popular in Europe. Bar starz and shit. Ghetto jacked guys.

I have decided to stop working out. Just get more gunz.

Fitness is for unarmed people.

FML!!!!

Right after. I mean exactly after I poasted that... A caster on my desk chair snapped off.

Well played cardio gods...

Literally laughing out loud--scroll down--continue laughing even harder.

Oh and screw cardio. Ironic when I think of cardio I think I should either delve into endurance running or cycling, or simply do none at all and focus all my effort elsewhere.

Retarded thinking I know.

I am the best at exercise.

Of course there are only two muscles I actually exercise

The obvious one being my

dick

and the other my brain

Aaron got the reference prior....