My car was stolen by a black guy. All black guys are bad.

The Oklahoma bombing was by white guys. All white guys are bad.

The Chinese goverment is hiding a secret race of Alien/Human hybrids in the mountains.

Nuclear warheads are our friends.

Guns kill people.

Ozone Layer???? Who needs that? Global warming? Good I'm always cold. (no lie)

GUlf stream disappearing, that's okay, Europe can freeze.

Hey, let's send a bunch of American soldiers to die for no cause and then chit on them because they follow orders. Oh wait, I love the military. So much I bought a little magnetic ribbon to put on the back of my car to show my support. I can't find the time to write them a letter or send them a care package, but I'm a good person because I bought a ribbon.

But they shouldn't be fighting this war anyways so they are just stupid.

HEy, it's Americans. Kill the Bastards! I hate America! But I want to go over there because they really have the life! But I hate them!

Okay, I'm done.

When I turn 35, I'm running for president. I think it's time the country was returned to the people.

Ah fukc. That won't work. I don't lie very well.

I fukcing HATE stupid people!

Coudln't agree more. Too bad the majority of people are generally stupid.

If I have another stupid motherfukcer ask me another stupid question I'm going to burst.

I gave up on the 'no such thing as stupid question' bullchit once people started asking audio related 'questions' via AIM.

And why are females so fukcing stupid?

<shrug>

TO the married people, are you insane???? You HAVE to be. I don't see any other way around it.

Good days and bad days. The root of our problems comes from lack of communication.

I really need to relieve some stress and it's freaking raining!

Punching bag, good investment.

Piss drunk cokc!

Metallica is working well.

Been listening to that a lot lately ... sounds good in the car.

I need to win the lottery, move to Hawaii, and play Magnum PI.

Lottery would be nice for sure

Corporate America, Fukc you! YOu are the downfall of society. Money hungry bastards!

What's that? You want to take a tax on the money I make, and tax me again when I spend it! Brilliant!

Taxes are pathetic.

Dude, why don't my speakers bang dude??!!! I have my amp set at 289y976598o87t% and all my other settings are perfect. I know. It's got to be the speaker. It's wired up right too. I know. Everything's wired right though, and my settings are perfect. I don't know what they're set at though cuz I can't explain it, but they're right. So why don't my ubernoofers beat like my Krackersnaps?

I have more BL than you do!

BL makes the world go 'round.

I think I've conveyed the stupidty rather well here.

Wow ,that worked real well.

And with that. . .

God Bless the Soldiers and their Families

Stupid people move to Mars.

And with that. . .

God Bless the Soldiers and their Families

Stupid people move to Mars.

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Thanks.

That was some nice venting. Gave me a good laugh and made me think at the same time.

Anyone heard My Humps by Black Eyed Peas?  Awesome beat!

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fave song on the cd. always love to bump that.

i liked ur little spiel ryan.

Guns kill people.

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Its actually the bullets that kill.

$200 for my 9300 and its yours

Weird night. chitty oe too.

1st, several of my friends cut out on me at the bar. They obvously got too drunk. Guess who gets stuck with the bill? Yep, me. All $156 worth Oh well I will just beat some ass on monday if I do not get paid back.

Then on the way home a truck in front of me smashes into a sign, then the guard rail loosing a tire. This causes me to hae to make an emergency swerve to avoid the tire. Oh FUN I tell you!!!!

Oh well I made it home safe and in one piece. All I have to say is thank god I got paid today or I would be washing dishes right now!!

Wow I cant tell any difference between my sober typing and typing after a few drinks.

I still type like chit

Car show tomorrow.

Albertsons sucks

I go in, expecting the Gatorade to be $.69 like it was yesterday and there being none there.

Yet, to my suprise, they are all filled up. The kicker was the 4 for $5 or vice versa, i cant remember.

Stupid punks.

Luckily powerade was on sale for 10 for $10.

But i didnt bring enough money for 3. If only i had a quarter more