Some chick e-mailed my son and wants to meet him for "coffee or something" on Monday.

Either way he's going to wind up spending money, poor kid. Women are bad. Told him to stay single and retire by the time he's 30.

It looked like a lamb fucked a wolf or something. Weird how there are still animals we have no idea about.

It looked like a lamb fucked a wolf or something. Weird how there are still animals we have no idea about.

Them bastards @ Area 51 ... I'm tellin' ya.

*Waves at the bases security force who spends all day tracking down people on the internet typing stuff about the base. Don't deny it, we know you're watching*

how do i become a member of g-unit?

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Buy a gun.

Cap gun works. Makes you look tuff ... t-u-f-f like Ponyboy and Dally.

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Does a watergun work, supersoaker style.

Women are bad.

mmmkay?

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nice

I'll be there...in about a week.

:woot:

Does a watergun work, supersoaker style.

Even better. But it's gotta be one of those big ones with the backpack you fill with water ... those things can knock small animals on their asses real fast.

nice

Just for you

alright guys, who wants to come pick me up and take me to Home Depot?

i'll take u to homo depot.

:woot:

Getting started.

Can I get a TOP?

I think I can.

Does a watergun work, supersoaker style.

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Even better. But it's gotta be one of those big ones with the backpack you fill with water ... those things can knock small animals on their asses real fast.

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one time i pumped a super soaker so much the water container exploded. i guess i'm just TOO hardcore.

jim you want to ship me what you don't finish?

im gonna be 21 by the end of the year. how old. eww.

Some chick e-mailed my son and wants to meet him for "coffee or something" on Monday.

Either way he's going to wind up spending money, poor kid.  Women are bad.  Told him to stay single and retire by the time he's 30.

ooo big pimpin

one time i pumped a super soaker so much the water container exploded. i guess i'm just TOO hardcore.

You're definitely h-core ... maybe even hard-c ... either way, you're inducted into the G-Unit group.

jim you want to ship me what you don't finish?

I believe that's against some state law...

It looked like a lamb fucked a wolf or something. Weird how there are still animals we have no idea about.

any pics?

chupacabre = goat soaker in spanish IIRC

Getting started.

lucky

ooo big pimpin

If he doesn't wash the car he'll be riding his bike to meet her

C'mon, you're in a dorm! That's like trying to find a drink in a speakeasy..

one time i pumped a super soaker so much the water container exploded. i guess i'm just TOO hardcore.

You're definitely h-core ... maybe even hard-c ... either way, you're inducted into the G-Unit group.

hXc mutha fudgea

If he doesn't wash the car he'll be riding his bike to meet her

Pwnt!