I don't care if it's a girl.

Handshake will suffice.

If it doesn't, fudge 'em. Free food.

Actually, I feel kind of bad showing up without a card.

Get a card.

That's a lot of work.

See, I'd have to get up, change my shoes, put on my coat, walk down the stairs, go out to the truck, drive 250 feet down the block to the dollar store, get out, walk in, pick out something that's pretty funny, pay for it, get back in the truck, come back to work, try and find a good parking spot, go back upstairs, change my shoes, take my coat off, sit down, log back onto the computer, do some work, put her name on the card and envelope, sign it, put the card in the envelope, seal the envelope, get up, put it in my coat so I don't forget it in my office, sit back down, and do some more work.

Sitting at work until 5:05PM it is.

Then try and see if the Chinese Grocery or 7-11 has any of those wicked pepperoni sticks.

Make one out of construction paper and cut out letters from magazines. That way it's nice and creepy

I think no card would go over better than that

Here's the plan.

Find a card. Do it all up with the name and my wicked ass signature and maybe an office stamp so I look good.

Leave it in my coat, see if everyone else has cards.

Brilliant. Absolutely brilliant.

lol Brilliant! [/Guiness voice]

A professional, badass card.

On another note, I can never sign my name the same way twice. It's just a bunch of scribbles.

I have to put something funny in it.

Love is grand, divorce is a hundred grand.

That might work.

Clever.

What a guy I am.

Totally going to grab an ice cream cake from DQ.

Not going to lie, I really like the cake so it'll be for her but I'm eating it.

5:23 and till at work. Needed the break.

NP: Floyd-hey you

What a guy I am.

Totally going to grab an ice cream cake from DQ.

Not going to lie, I really like the cake so it'll be for her but I'm eating it.

My girl got me an OREO DQ cake for my B-day. I had one slice. There was half of the cake left when we left Red Lobster. I talked to her last night and she ate the other half yesterday after work. I told her if she gets fat, I'm dumping her. Won't happen anyways. She just lost 5 lbs and her nice round ass is starting to deflate. I'm not happy about that. Least the titties are still there.

NP: Floyd-hey you

You have a shipment heading your way tomorrow if you want.

NP: Floyd-hey you

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You have a shipment heading your way tomorrow if you want.

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I am still broke and not sure what is a reasonable price. Do you need them gone ASAP?

I almost killed someone today.

Bastage j-walked and I wasnt looking in his direction. It wouldnt have been pretty.

NP: Floyd-hey you

You have a shipment heading your way tomorrow if you want.

I am still broke and not sure what is a reasonable price. Do you need them gone ASAP?

No I don't. I was just going to send them back to you and let you decide then pay. No sweat.

NP: Floyd-hey you

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You have a shipment heading your way tomorrow if you want.

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I am still broke and not sure what is a reasonable price. Do you need them gone ASAP?

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No I don't. I was just going to send them back to you and let you decide then pay. No sweat.

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That will work. Let me know how much shipping was/is so that I can include it.

Koo.

I just bought a Funky pup.

January sucks.

Year end and December month end at the same time.

Oh well, rack in the overtime. One week of my life living at the office won't hurt anything, even though every overtime penny I likely make will go to takes. And the property assesments came in the mail yesterday, and I know my taxes are going to fly through the roof because the property value went way up.

I need some sort of light attatched from my hip to my large intestine. When a fart is going to stink, the light goes off.

I keep forgetting about taxes. Damn, I never get crap back, and it all goes to the bank anyways. Oh well, at least I'm CLOSE to owning my car.