"what's going on man"

lmfao.

clerk asked for a date.

chika woww

" I think I figured out where the flowers came from"

"oh really, from whom ? "

" I think the gay dude at punjabs sent them too me"

"oh really, what makes you say that ? "

"he smiled at me when I walked in, then started chit chatting. "

"oh, go on"

And he grabbed my balls. not like usual either. aggressively

" he said something about a card "

"It kind of makes sense when you think about it, conveniant admirer, he works at the convenience store, hhhmmmmmm "

the detective work is astounding

"So what happened ? "

we kissed

" He kept smiling at me, and complimenting me on my clothes and hair, Then he asked what I was doing tonight"

remember that white outboard we have up here? well we gots it done and needa ze bottom white gelcoated

how much does it run?

Yes sir, I remember it . Fish and ski right ?. You want white ? any sparkle or anything ?

just white...the cheaper the better

"aaannnnddd ???? "

they're gonna date.

ramos you are a matchmaker and humanitarian.

remember that white outboard we have up here? well we gots it done and needa ze bottom white gelcoated

how much does it run?

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Yes sir, I remember it . Fish and ski right ?. You want white ? any sparkle or anything ?

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just white...the cheaper the better

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I'll check and see what I am come up with.

" I didn't know what to say really "

sweeeeeeeeeeet

"So where yall going ? "

Edited May 8, 200619 yr by Penny

"I told him that I'm not gay, and would appreciate it if he didn't send me anymore flowers "

"what did he say ? "