I'm a fat person myself.

But I have more common sense than to run around in a speedo

Also if your arse is wider than your shoulders

DO NOT WEAR A THONG AND HIP HUGGERS.

Of course judging by the size of these two

The thong and hip huggers may not have started out life that way

With an arse that big

A fooking circus tent could end up looking like a thong

Tight jeans are not sexy

If they make you turn blue from lack of circulation

If your clothing requires help, and or power tools to put on

It's a pretty good sign you shouldn't be wearing it

I was nice though

One of the moo cows came and sat next to me at the bar and started flirting

I let her for a while

I was getting a little intoxicated, and I think I made her mad though:)

She told me she had lost a lot of weight

I told her she should have hid better, as it seems it found her again

She left after that

My friend that was with me was in tears

As was the bartender

Don't get me wrong

I'm big too

I have man boobs

But at least my boobs don't look like an extra set of elbows