My friend thought it was cool that this lady was asking him back to her hotel room. Until she said her husband would only watch unless he wanted him to join

uuuummmmmm check please

wow.

cburg is a den of sin.

Wow.

Ramos the swinger.

lock up your biotches

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uh, nope . Was just hungry. And if the only way to get something to eat was be part of the group ( which we had no idea what kind of group ) We were part of the group. Don't mess with a fat man when he's hungry. You might loose a finger or two

I told my wife about it, and she thought it was hillarious

My friend didn't find it too funny though

wow.

cburg is a den of sin.

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Dave lives there, c'mon.

He has had a rough life with me around I tell you what

TOP

Did I ever tell you guys the pot belly story ?

He's the same guy

tell us

im out, be back around 5:00

I shouldn't dry shave my legs.

Why do I think I should every morning I'm in a hurry?

im out, be back around 5:00

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jk, i cant get ahold of my dad, there is nothing to do around the shop, and the receptionist is gone for the week so i have volenteered myself for that job untill i contact my dad and i have comondeered the computer.

When I was a wee tot. We used to take turns spending the night at each others houses. While at his house one weekend. We were up all hours of the night watching movies. I went to the bathroom which was right next to his parents bedroom. I heard grunting and groaning coming from thier room. I went back and told him that I thought his parents were going at it. He said shut up, thier watching a movie. I told him didn't sound like a movie. he kept telling me to shut up, they were watching a movie. I let it go. Later on we went to raid the fridge. As we walked by his parents bedroom. WE both heard his mom shout out " RIDE ME YOU POT BELLY STALLION " I was instantly rolling. I still remind him every once in a while just to keep him on his toes

lmfao.

ohhhhhhh my lord.

oh.

hearing/seeing chit like that will fudge you up.

look at me.

On his 21st birthday. Myself and a couple others took him to southern exposure. we got him good and liquored up. I talked to one of the dancers, paid her a little extra to give him a lap dance. So she walked over, started doing the grinding. Got him all hot and bothered. Then leaned over and whispered " Ride me you pot belly stallion" in his ear. He immediately stood up, knocking her off his lap into the floor. And hollered " Ramos, I'm gonna kill you"

All in good fun of course

lmfao.

ohhhhhhh my lord.

oh.

hearing/seeing chit like that will fudge you up.

look at me.

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We didn't see anything thank god, Just heard. He laughs about it now cause it was funny as chit

you're such a good time. I'm really hyperexcited about bowling.

NP=She Thinks My Tractor's Sexy, followed by automatic weapon being fired.

He's married to cro magnan woman

She thinks my TOP's sexy.

NP=She Thinks My Tractor's Sexy, followed by automatic weapon being fired.

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Don't really think I would want any dealings with the kind of woman that would find a tractor sexy

she is one of those fvckingmachine.com women

odd.