The whole time I was wondering why somebody repoed my car when it's paid for

Many moons ago, he told my girlfriend at the time that I told him I was gay

He had her so convinced she wouldn't talk to me

So Yeah, he deserves it

lmao

you guys are too funny.

you should give me ideas for funny stuff to do to coworkers at the mall. And keep in mind I have a huge helium tank

I got to get to know people real well to find out the best pranks. Got to know the limits of what I can and can't do

there is no limit with this woman.

for real, she's so funny.

We have been friends for so long. There pretty much are no limits between us

did you and the girl end up breaking up over your homosexuality?

I hired a male stripper for his bacheleor party.

did you and the girl end up breaking up over your homosexuality?

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No, I went off to miami. And she went to WVU

Hired a 70 y/o burlesque dancer to jump out of a cake at his 30th birthday

I have never seen so many wrinkles in my life eeewwwww

She didn't really jump, more like a slow hop

It's all in good fun though

male stripper ftw

does Jim know Quiznos does pastrami now?

Couldn't tell ya . I can't stand pastrami yuck

Makes me think of sweaty old men sitting around smoking cigars drinking stale beer. Gnawing on a pastrami sammich

Or should I say gumming a pastrami sammich

Gimme turkey anyday

I'm thinking I want some soup and a steakhouse beef dip

powdered au jus ....hmmm.

I still am yet to here a commercial for the shelor show on the radio

I'm thinking I want some soup and a steakhouse beef dip

powdered au jus ....hmmm.

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Same thing as beef boullion. Condensed beef stock

When I was doing the chef thing. We used to keep 50 gallon pots of beef and chicken stock on at all times

I don't really miss that crap though