Nothing burns my butthole more than looking for the remote, and finding it peacefully existing on the TV.

IF I WANTED TO WALK OVER TO THE TELEVISION, I'D JUST pucking CHANGE THE CHANNEL WHILE I'M THERE. I WANT TO SIT ON THE pucking COUCH AND CHANGE THE pucking CHANNEL, HENCE THE REASON WE OWN A REMOTE CONTROL !

okay, I lied. Flamming Cheeto's burn my butthole more.....man pooping those things out the day after I eat them is really, really painful.

okay, I lied.  Flamming Cheeto's burn my butthole more.....man pooping those things out the day after I eat them is really, really painful.

Damn dude.

I know exactly what you mean by that...and I thought I was the only one with that peeve

The remote thing, not having Flaming-Cheeto induced assburn.

Reading the "Banned Users" list was pretty funny...

almost got in a fight last night, dude had like 3 friends with him and started talking chit, i talked back and it was obvious real quick he wanted to talk about fighting more than he wanted to actually fight. Come back home and my brother and bro-in-law instantly want to go find him and his friends. I had to actually talk them out of it, The guys have no idea just how close to death they really were.

And it all started cause his woman was checking me out instead of him.

Bitches.

fighting = teh lame

I only fight if i feel threatened or an being attacked. and when i fight i dont stay in it, first chance i get to end it i do. It really makes no sence to me. Just IMO.

i refuse to let anyone push me around, i refuse to be mocked, i will fight and i might not be the strongest or the fastest but i do not give up

oh and i always have the brother/in-law for when the fight gets unfair

fighting = teh lame

I only fight if i feel threatened or an being attacked. and when i fight i dont stay in it, first chance i get to end it i do. It really makes no sence to me. Just IMO.

That's because you're a girly-man

I honestly think at some points i have a true problem, i can be perfectly calm and hate violence until i flip, and then i just want blood, don't want to fight, don't want anything but death, that night the first thing that went through my mind when i realized it'd be 3-on-1 was that my .45 was about 10' from me in the trunk of the car, loaded.

nothing good was going to happen that night if there was a fight

a) they all jump me, when i do get up i shoot them

B) bro/in-law and me all make sure it stays fair...someone goes to jail, with my luck me

The remote thing, not having Flaming-Cheeto induced assburn.

Be glad, because that flaming cheeto assburn is not something I would wish upon my worst enemy.

But they taste soooo gooooood........

That's because you're a girly-man

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Or the bigger man

Someone tries to push me around i tell them to fudge off and go about my business. They dont like that and think we are going to square off i keep on going about by business. They take to the contact leveland i give them a good stuff shove and tell them to BTFO. They attack me or make me feel physiclly threatened and they are likely to end up with a broken jaw, bloody nose, or swolen eye depending on how fast they can duck.

Ive never not made contact when threw the first punch.

If they want to play "big bad wresler" like alot of the redneck dumb fudges around here i go into a tuck and curl getting a good punch to the kidney when ever i can. One of two good contacts with the lower back and most people let go. I get up and walk away.

Most of the time it never gets past the second part.

If its an issue with something else and they think they have to fight i will talk untill i am atacked or am physically threatened.

If you persu a fight you are just as guilty as the instegator.

agian, just my opinion.

and if they gang up on me 9 times out of 10 i have my switch blade with me...if it comes to that point i do have the balls to shank someone if it means saving my body or even life.

a lot is 2 words.

dennis..that makes alot of sense

I agree, alot of people make that mistake.....it's rediculous

quiet rediculous.

flaming cheeto assburn? yeah, i think i've heard it all...

as much as that made me laugh, you want to know what made me laugh more? the fight talk...

9 times outa 10 those who mention things like " i have the balls to shank someone" or even "my gun was just 10' away" don't really have the manhood to use such things. those who do, usually don't say shit about them.

i'm not trying to stir the shit here or anything, but from my life's experience, that is just the case plain and simple. the people i have seen use such things who never, had never made mention of being such a person.

another thing i found funny was teh " broken jaw....how fast they can duck" comment. a guy who don't fight but never misses when throwing the first punch? so every first punch you've ever thrown is a sucker punch? i mean, i've been in more fights then i could ever recount and i've missed quit a few first punches. been in boxing, martial arts and yet, i miss on occasion. go figure? though the last "fight" i was in wasn't much more then my first punch..lol...gotta love those.

anyway...

wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

I <3 Kent

Kent, aren't you from Peoria IL ?

No, Anna

Nothing burns my butthole more than looking for the remote, and finding it peacefully existing on the TV.

IF I WANTED TO WALK OVER TO THE TELEVISION, I'D JUST pucking CHANGE THE CHANNEL WHILE I'M THERE.  I WANT TO SIT ON THE pucking COUCH AND CHANGE THE pucking CHANNEL, HENCE THE REASON WE OWN A REMOTE CONTROL !

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Especially at night, when you expect it to be on the couch.