Completely useful, especially when in motion.

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Of course , can't count the number of times I have been riding around the lake thinking . " Damn , If I only had a place to put my drink while I'm cruising 70 mph down the lake"

Damn my hands hurt

where else do you expect to put your beer?

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Nassau Style

Dude on CA.com paid me $15 to build him a crate and ship it to him for a 15" APX.

$15 is $15 though. Some scrap wood and 30min of work.

Damn my hands hurt

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pour some shine on it.

it may burn but it will clean it and hopefully some of that alcohol will get into your blood stream.

No infection , just sore from all the nicks and cuts

When I was in high school for some reason we did it differently.  We would get up on a ski or wakeboard with a beer in the wetsuit, you'd slam the beer and then go for wooky air.  After about 10-12 runs the wooky airs always ended up in big crashes.

man when I was in high school there was no such thing as wakeboards. We would just use a wide slalom ski . Bong a mandatory 6 pack in 5 minutes. Then take turn seeing who could make who crash the worst. Could explain a lot of my wierd personality traits

Well, it really was a Skurfer at that point and damn were those things hard to get up on and ride.

Dude on CA.com paid me $15 to build him a crate and ship it to him for a 15" APX.

$15 is $15 though. Some scrap wood and 30min of work.

Not really enough markup for me to get excited.

That is roughly $30/hr

and $15 is 5galons of gas with is roughly 100 miles which is about what it takes for me to drive to school and back every week.

A week of driving is how I see it.

When I was in high school for some reason we did it differently.

Well...when I started wakeboarding a 1080 had just been done off of a double up... Parks Bonifay I beleive...maybe he was the first Wake to Wake 1080.

Anyway, Ive gotten up on a knee board...standing that is. No fins and an odd shape plus an uneven "deck" make for a hard ride.

When I was in high school for some reason we did it differently.  We would get up on a ski or wakeboard with a beer in the wetsuit, you'd slam the beer and then go for wooky air.  After about 10-12 runs the wooky airs always ended up in big crashes.

man when I was in high school there was no such thing as wakeboards. We would just use a wide slalom ski . Bong a mandatory 6 pack in 5 minutes. Then take turn seeing who could make who crash the worst. Could explain a lot of my wierd personality traits

Well, it really was a Skurfer at that point and damn were those things hard to get up on and ride.

Kind of like a knee board ? My fat arse and plastic knees don't get along with kneeboards

Sort of, my knees suck too by the way. The Skurfer was a thick super buoyant floaty like wakeboard thing. Just a couple straps to put your feet under and super hard to get up on. Not at all stable at any speed and landing air was a beyotch, but it was the first thing out and fun nonetheless.

Since a picture is worth a thousand words:

or link

http://cgi.ebay.com/YELLOW-SKURFER-LAUNCH-...bayphotohosting

stupid ebay links...just searched for skurfer and it popped up. Sold mine a long time ago

oh yeah , I remember those things . Never tried it , but I remember seeing one at a boat shop years ago

Reminded of a small wind surfing board with no sail

Well...when I started wakeboarding a 1080 had just been done off of a double up... Parks Bonifay I beleive...maybe he was the first Wake to Wake 1080.

Anyway, Ive gotten up on a knee board...standing that is. No fins and an odd shape plus an uneven "deck" make for a hard ride.

I've stood on kneeboards, those round disks they used to pull behind boats, my bare feet, trick skiis, slalom, and some other random chit. Growing up on a lake and getting your boat drivers license at 13 makes for a boat filled childhood.

Reminded of a small wind surfing board with no sail

Yep, basically a short fat surfboard. No technology for behind the boat use there, just a nutball with a great idea that turned into a huge sport.

we were bored, poor children , we use to take turns on a piece of plywood Get it on plane and it would stay there for days. Catch and edge , and it was submariner time

Three cowboys

When i was like 7-8 my brother and I would take turns on a boogie board behind a little dingey with a 10hp motor with a rope and a knot tied in the end... That little thing was hard pressed to get the boogie board on plane.

Three cowboys

Three gay guys walk out of a bar. One suggests they should have a farting contest and the other two agree.

He then builds up some pressure and lets one rip *insert wind sound here*

The next bends over slighly and forces one out *insert wind sound with ripple at the end here*

Last one says "ok ok ok, I got one comming" he gets it moving and really lets a man's fart out. *insert long ripping man fart sound here*

The first two laugh and simply say "virgin"

in my town most  the chicks are pretty lame, the hott ones are in the phoenix area.

dont forget Blythe

Three gay guys walk out of a bar. One suggests they should have a farting contest and the other two agree.

He then builds up some pressure and lets one rip *insert wind sound here*

The next bends over slighly and forces one out *insert wind sound with ripple at the end here*

Last one says "ok ok ok, I got one comming" he gets it moving and really lets a man's fart out. *insert long ripping man fart sound here*

The first two laugh and simply say "virgin"

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all caught up