So many UM's and they all mean different things to different people.  I assume in your case Maryland?

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NNNOOOOOOO Canes baby University of Miami

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Clear your calendar, you're coming out with us on my 21st.

Wait...that may not be a good idea...

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Most certainly , I'll be on my best behavior .

and remember drugs are bad mmmkay . They lead to a road that leads you to sasquatch

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at least you were lucid enough to get out

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Yeah , amazing how fast one can sober up with sasquatch staring them down .

So many UM's and they all mean different things to different people.

January 30th huh ,

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M5 got top.

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Pretty much everything fun and or entertaining is illegal here. We still have stoplight shooters though . 5 or 6 rounds of those will set you up pretty nice

Rickey Bobby...

Anybody going to see that? I might just because Will Ferrel is one of my more liekd comedy actors.

I love Ancorman.

great story Ramos. no wonder short women turned into a nightmare.

the magnet on the fi audio sub looks similar to the magnet on the mags.

Might, not much into the racing thing . But Will Ferrel can be funny at times

never been a big will farell fan personally

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Pretty much everything fun and or entertaining is illegal here. We still have stoplight shooters though . 5 or 6 rounds of those will set you up pretty nice

Two different ways to do those to:

The real man stoplight -- Lime Vodka, Tequila, Cherry Brandy

The woman's stoplight -- Midori, Galliano, Sloe Gin

and of course lots of other variations....

Ancorman, Billy Maddison, Water Boy, my three top comedy favorites...well three off of the top of my head.

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Ancorman, Billy Maddison, Water Boy, my three top comedy favorites...well three off of the top of my head.

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monty python foo

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Ancorman, Billy Maddison, Water Boy, my three top comedy favorites...well three off of the top of my head.

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monty python foo

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YOu d@mn skippy . Love the holy grail . And mel brooks pulling a close second though . Got to love blazin saddles

mom is doing better. she told us it really relaxed her to talk with us this evening. with a bit of patience you can carry a conversation. just keep the tricky words out.

my aunt on the other hand pissed me off completely. dad talked to her on the phone the other evening and i listened to the conversation on the phone in my room. she started complaining that it was our fault mom got into this chit...

oh, and she kept saying : "blood is thicker than water". yeah, like after we moved last year blood wasn't thicker than water, she didn't want to talk to us.

15 min ago dad calls her. she told dad she didn't expect me to say : "we'll have to get used to mom beeing sick". i was like wtf ? is she THAT retarded ? i specifically told her we have to accept the situation and understand that we can't do anything at this moment. wtf, did she want to see me bang my head on the hospital walls, or slash my throat ??? noone wanted this to happen. it was like she was acusing us.

trying to give orders in our family.

Sorry to hear that man, good to hear about your mom though

Aight , way back when I was a young sprout in college. We had a normal plan of attack. Go out an invite pretty much every female we ran into ( never failed guys showed up too ) . Hit the drive thru beverage castle for a couple kegs, a case or two of everclear so we could make some green god d@mn, and to a friends to pick up some 'other' stuff .  Then we head back and tear some chit up. Well one night , we were in a bar. I came across the shortest girl I have ever seen in my life, and she was freakin hot to boot. 14 bajillion thoughts dancing in my head. Actually it was just one thought, with 14 bajillion different variations Anyway, I went over struck up a conversation. Invited her back to the apartment for the party. She said sure, and tht she had some friends that would probably like to come along as well. Sure the more the merrier. So I gave her the apartment number . Told her my room mate and I were headed that way right now. So anytime they wanted to head over, I would be there. I'll skip a bunch of stupidity here and advance to her getting there. By the time she arrived I was plastered, as was she. We started talking, next thing you know we're headed down the hallway to my bedroom  One thing leads to another , we're hot and heavy into it . 20 -30 minutes later , we were laying there partaking of 'other' stuff. When she says something about her friend that might want to join in . And asked if that was okay    Like I was gonna say no. So she get's up, throws her clothes back on,  and walks out the door . A couple minutes later the door opened. In walked sasquatch.  I swear this girl was almost 7' tall , and a freckle shy of a metric ton. She sat on the edge of the bed , and I rolled of into the floor. As I was clambering back into the bed,  Hoping she wasn't the short girls friend. I said hey how ya doing. She said ____ ( can't remember names too well ) said I didn't mind if she joined in.    I asked when her friend was coming back.  She said she told her to leave us alone for a couple hours First thought,  dear god nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. Next thing I know sasquatch was all over me. And I'm talking literally all over me. I felt a sudden urge for an oxygen mask, and a crow bar. My mind is running a billion miles and hour trying to think up an excuse to GTFO. I was so wasted I could hardly remember my own name. I jumped up and told her I needed to get another beer real quick. She smiled and said hurry back. I threw on the boxers and walked out the door. Don't quite know what happened to sasquatch . Never saw her again. As I went for a several hour walk in my boxers. Didn't get back until the next morning. Room mate said he saw some fat bish leaving my room around two or three in the morning. Said he went in my room to laugh at me and I was gone. Saw the short girl a couple months later in a bar . She came up and put her hands over my eyes and said guess who. I said uh uh , my big arse ain't falling for that chit again. Got up and left. So now I'm extremely scared of really small women, and really large women. One seems to be breed the other, and they tend to travel in packs as such

that's awesome man

And that's unlceramos's drunken drug induced stupid story of the day kids. Stay tuned tomorrow ............

cant wait

Ancorman, Billy Maddison, Water Boy, my three top comedy favorites...well three off of the top of my head.

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How did that slip my mind.