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All this talk about 2000lb animals is bringing back thoughts of blind dates I have had in the past :(

:thinks of cow story at bar from not too long ago:

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It's not really a sleep as a doze, their heads hang and their eyes are closed. It takes 4 or 5 tries before you find a cow you can even sneek up on. 4 people about my size with  a good (read high) shove on a medium sized cow and its over.

Cows can run at a good 10-15mph easy, and they can kick like you wouldnt beleive. Especially steer. Ive seen steer buck and kick like a bull. ;)

You haven't been around cows much have you. I have been kicked before, but it was by a tethered cow in the milking barn.

All this talk about 2000lb animals is bringing back thoughts of blind dates I have had in the past :(

:thinks of cow story at bar from not too long ago:

Many moons ago I was fired from a job at an office halloween party . The bosses wife ( I was drunk ) showed up dressed as a cow . I asked where her costume was . :)

All this talk about 2000lb animals is bringing back thoughts of blind dates I have had in the past :(

:thinks of cow story at bar from not too long ago:

Many moons ago I was fired from a job at an office halloween party . The bosses wife ( I was drunk ) showed up dressed as a cow . I asked where her costume was . :)

What was the job?

I dont think you understand where I live. ;)

Agian, I'm talking about steer. If you dont think a steer can kick the chit out of you (literally) you haven't seen one pissed off.

ummm read any good books lately ? :)

All this talk about 2000lb animals is bringing back thoughts of blind dates I have had in the past :(

:thinks of cow story at bar from not too long ago:

Many moons ago I was fired from a job at an office halloween party . The bosses wife ( I was drunk ) showed up dressed as a cow . I asked where her costume was . :)

What was the job?

Computer tech :)

Do you like gladiator movies ? :)

Ever seen a grown man nekked ? :)

Hog Tipping. :D

two tops in a row.

I see a hog only thought that crosses my mind is bacon :)

Dude what's your fascination with knocking over farm animals ? :)

Don't hurt my ddddaaaaaddddyyyyy :)

remind me of a joke :)

I dont think you understand where I live. ;)

We've had this conversation before and I know exactly where you live. Steer/heifer really aren't all that different when it comes to kicking and neither are very accurate. If it weren't for government price fixing on milk there would be almost NO cows outside of MN, WI, IA and a bit of the surrounding area. CA/FL only have dairy cows due to the fact that the price of milk goes up the further you get from Eau Claire, WI. And of course, where dairy cows grow well so do Beef. My family alone has well over 500 head so I have seen a few cows in my days.

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