I really am not in a work productive mood this week.

reporter was doing a story on indians. She went to the indian reservation for a couple interviews . She noticed different amounts of feathers in different peoples head dresses. So she asked one brave " What do the two feathers mean ? " " He said me f@ckem two squaw, me get two feathers " So she saw another brave with 5 feathers and asked him the same question " me f@ckem 5 sqaw, me get 5 feathers" She finally came to the chief and she said " Judging by your head dress you have been a very busy man " Chief replied " Big, Tall, Short, Or small , me f@ckem all " And the reorted said " Oh dear " The chief responded " Me no f@ckem deer , Ass too high , run too fast "

Went fishing yesterday and only caught two fish. Lots of bottle bass though. At least one of the two was a hair over 4lbs.

The airliner pushed back from the gate, the flight

attendant gave the passengers the usual information

regarding seat belts, etc. Finally, she said, "Now sit

back and enjoy your trip while your captain, Judith

Campbell, and crew take you safely to your

destination."

Ed sitting in the eighth row thought to himself, "Did

I hear her right? Is the captain a woman?" When the

attendants came by with the drink cart, he said "Did I

understand you right? Is the captain a woman?"

"Yes," said the attendant, " and so is the Co-Captain.

In fact, this entire crew is female."

"My God," said Ed, "I'd better have two scotch and

sodas. I don't know what to think of all those women

up there in the cockpit."

"That's another thing sir," said the attendant, "We no

longer call it the cock pit."

"Now it's the Box office"

I really am not in a work productive mood this week.

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Me either , fooking boeing and damn airbus hogged up all the carbon fiber in the world . I can't complete the project I'm on with out it

Reguradless, I can step out of my house, walk to the end of the road, and there is easy 200 head of black angus cattle.

I can take a 1mile walk and there is 30 head of beefalo.

FFA is one of the bigger non athletic activities at my school.

For heavans sake my high school owns a 15 acre cattle feild sitting right next to the building.

My cousins raise cattle to show in the fair.

There is a 250 acre black angus cattle ranch right next to where my grandparents live. I've seen a few cattle myself.

3 freaking tops in a row.

I really am not in a work productive mood this week.

Me either , fooking boeing and damn airbus hogged up all the carbon fiber in the world . I can't complete the project I'm on with out it

Luckily for me, it is much harder to measure the vibration response and mode shapes of CF so Boeing might have to upgrade their system.

And no sir lirkalot, I'm still not racist

I am going fishing next week. Striper and small mouth are on the menu.

Cow tipping...LOL! We have cows here. Lots of long horns and buffalo too. I cant say Ive ever been tipping though.

Anyway... I order my sub tomarrow.

Cant wait.

Reguradless, I can step out of my house, walk to the end of the road, and there is easy 200 head of black angus cattle.

I can take a 1mile walk and there is 30 head of beefalo.

FFA is one of the bigger non athletic activities at my school.

For heavans sake my high school owns a 15 acre cattle feild sitting right next to the building.

My cousins raise cattle to show in the fair.

There is a 250 acre black angus cattle ranch right next to where my grandparents live. I've seen a few cattle myself.

A visit to the Midwest will open your eyes.

I am going fishing next week.  Striper and small mouth are on the menu.

Cow tipping...LOL!  We have cows here.  Lots of long horns and buffalo too.  I cant say Ive ever been tipping though.

I am jealous of the strippers.

/mispelled on purpose

Reguradless, I can step out of my house, walk to the end of the road, and there is easy 200 head of black angus cattle.

I can take a 1mile walk and there is 30 head of beefalo.

FFA is one of the bigger non athletic activities at my school.

For heavans sake my high school owns a 15 acre cattle feild sitting right next to the building.

My cousins raise cattle to show in the fair.

There is a 250 acre black angus cattle ranch right next to where my grandparents live. I've seen a few cattle myself.

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Now buffalo , we gots some of them round these parts . Dude in paint bank West Virginia has a fooking humongous herd

Anyway... I order my sub tomarrow.

Cant wait.

Then order it today

I am going fishing next week.  Striper and small mouth are on the menu.

Cow tipping...LOL!  We have cows here.  Lots of long horns and buffalo too.  I cant say Ive ever been tipping though.

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Smallmouth in Tx ? I figured you guys would be after big mama's

Reguradless, I can step out of my house, walk to the end of the road, and there is easy 200 head of black angus cattle.

I can take a 1mile walk and there is 30 head of beefalo.

FFA is one of the bigger non athletic activities at my school.

For heavans sake my high school owns a 15 acre cattle feild sitting right next to the building.

My cousins raise cattle to show in the fair.

There is a 250 acre black angus cattle ranch right next to where my grandparents live. I've seen a few cattle myself.

Now buffalo , we gots some of them round these parts . Dude in paint bank West Virginia has a fooking humongous herd

I live almost in the city and my neighbors grow beefalo, not a huge herd as I am now in "hobby farm".

I am going fishing next week.  Striper and small mouth are on the menu.

Cow tipping...LOL!  We have cows here.  Lots of long horns and buffalo too.  I cant say Ive ever been tipping though.

Smallmouth in Tx ? I figured you guys would be after big mama's

Good point, I didn't realize your water was cold enough. Do they get big down there?

I am going fishing next week.

I am going fishing next week.

east coast striper > all

bass TOP

I am going fishing next week.  Striper and small mouth are on the menu.

Cow tipping...LOL!  We have cows here.  Lots of long horns and buffalo too.  I cant say Ive ever been tipping though.

Smallmouth in Tx ? I figured you guys would be after big mama's

I'll be taking a trip to my fav lake in arkansas. Lake ouachitaw

Ouat, ouat, Lake Ouachitaw, should be a friggin' blast. *super jealous*

east coast striper > all

One of these days I plan to find out.

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