The video game Doom turns 20 today. Fuck I'm old.

The video game Doom turns 20 today. Fuck I'm old.

I know how you feel.

You haven't been around lately, too many extra shifts?

Fuckin trips to the hospital.

I apperantly have an infection in my left middle finger. Fucker was slightly swollen, reddish, kept going numb off and on up thru to the elbow, and hurt a good bit more than normal.

Antibiotics 2x a day for 7 days.Yay no beer.

J

 

You need to rethink your priorities, bro.

  

No shit. You have plenty of fingers.

  

You come equipped from the factory with 10 fingers across two hands.  They deemed you fit to start with spares, don't be a wimp.  

  

pussy

Yes i agree. Just trying to Keep my middle finger healthy.

J

Middle fingers are important. Probably the most important fingers to have depending on where you live and the amount of stupid drivers.

Middle fingers are important. Probably the most important fingers to have depending on where you live and the amount of stupid drivers.

Eh the lil lady likes the middle and the ring fingers so yea, kinda important.

J

A bit of a hook will turn her into a fountain.

A bit of a hook will turn her into a fountain.

Drink it like a water fountain.

Too salty to drink, but you can swim in it.

Umm, yeah. Bought a car.

  That one with 87k miles?   Hows it feel to own a GM product again?

I only did it because Seth convinced me.

 I'll not bear that responsibility, sir. Which truck did you get?

Ha, you called me sir. :P2010 Cadillac Escalade with 84k. 1 owner in pristine condition.

I bet its a nice truck. Bet your itching for that shortblock and supercharger though huh?

Congrats Sean, I know JL makes stealth boxes for them. I'm sure other companies do as well. Post some pics when you get a chance

I won't have it for a week or so. Pics will come. Looks like a black on black base Escalade atm. Only thing I wish the base had was the heated steering wheel, the rest just adds cost for repair later.

Lol and you called J a pussy for his infected finger :rofl:

You've obviously never had a car with one.

Other bitch and moaner is lack of a push button start. Has autostart but that is dumb and useless to me. Push button fuckin' sweet.

Now who wants to go dig up all of Sean's posts bashing the Escalade.  

I still don't actually like the car. Just best of the evils.

#1 - Free

#2 - Tows & deals with all my shit

#3 - Big enough for my kids & parents at the same time

And the detractors that really nearly made me not and my fix

- handles like shit - lowering kit and wider rubber, won't fix it but it is a barge so just getting it to a non-shit status is enough

- slow as dirt - this one is easy, just not cheap

- shitty plastic inside - HELP!! A big touchscreen and some nice vinyl to cover up the fake metal and make it look better might help. Not faux carbon though!

wrap the plastic pieces in suede?  Would definitely be different and add a more luxurious feel.  At least it has a pretty decent amount of sound deadening from the factory, but could always use more.

 

I remember disassembling a brand new fully loaded yukon denali. And while the seats were awesome, and the retracting side step.

Now who wants to go dig up all of Sean's posts bashing the Escalade.  

I still don't actually like the car. Just best of the evils.

#1 - Free

#2 - Tows & deals with all my shit

#3 - Big enough for my kids & parents at the same time

And the detractors that really nearly made me not and my fix

- handles like shit - lowering kit and wider rubber, won't fix it but it is a barge so just getting it to a non-shit status is enough

- slow as dirt - this one is easy, just not cheap

- shitty plastic inside - HELP!! A big touchscreen and some nice vinyl to cover up the fake metal and make it look better might help. Not faux carbon though!

 

Sure can't argue with those reasons. 

The first one in particular

Heated steering wheel, you know you have arrived.

Sean, it's the same reason I'm getting the element... Pretty much the same list minus the handling and go fast parts... although they did make a factory supercharged element .... wheee!

I didn't even realize the heated steering wheel existed. 

I didn't even realize the heated steering wheel existed.

Neither did I.

Heated steering wheel is neat and all, but I prefer the heated side mirrors.

I just like cars with a heater.

I was given a hot water heater that was returned for leaking. Tore it apart and the factory weld was leaking, welded it up and now it will be used as a temper tank before my hot water tank.

A bit of a hook will turn her into a fountain.

Drink it like a water fountain.

Never a bad thing.

J

It is ugly and has some serious orange peel, but its mine and at some point is going to rip.

This one has the suspension kit installed

*car is on 24's in this pic, I want more rubber