May 4, 201510 yr A family is at the dinner table. The son asks the father, “Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?” The father, surprised, answers, “Well, son, a woman goes through three phases. In her 20s, a woman’s breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her 30s and 40s, they are like pears, still nice, hanging a bit. After 50, they are like onions.” “Onions?” the son asks. “Yes. You see them and they make you cry.” This infuriated his wife and daughter. The daughter asks, “Mom, how many different kinds of willies are there?” The mother smiles and says, “Well, dear, a man goes through three phases also. In his 20s, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his 30s and 40s, it’s like a birch, flexible but reliable. After his 50s, it’s like a Christmas tree.” “A Christmas tree?” the daughter asks. “Yes, dead from the root up and the balls are just for decoration.Sucks for you guys in the christmas tree stage... im only 21 lol
May 4, 201510 yr A family is at the dinner table. The son asks the father, “Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?” The father, surprised, answers, “Well, son, a woman goes through three phases. In her 20s, a woman’s breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her 30s and 40s, they are like pears, still nice, hanging a bit. After 50, they are like onions.” “Onions?” the son asks. “Yes. You see them and they make you cry.” This infuriated his wife and daughter. The daughter asks, “Mom, how many different kinds of willies are there?” The mother smiles and says, “Well, dear, a man goes through three phases also. In his 20s, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his 30s and 40s, it’s like a birch, flexible but reliable. After his 50s, it’s like a Christmas tree.” “A Christmas tree?” the daughter asks. “Yes, dead from the root up and the balls are just for decoration.Sucks for you guys in the christmas tree stage... im only 21 lolKiss my taint!!! i am fixing to turn 37..
May 4, 201510 yr A family is at the dinner table. The son asks the father, “Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?” The father, surprised, answers, “Well, son, a woman goes through three phases. In her 20s, a woman’s breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her 30s and 40s, they are like pears, still nice, hanging a bit. After 50, they are like onions.” “Onions?” the son asks. “Yes. You see them and they make you cry.” This infuriated his wife and daughter. The daughter asks, “Mom, how many different kinds of willies are there?” The mother smiles and says, “Well, dear, a man goes through three phases also. In his 20s, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his 30s and 40s, it’s like a birch, flexible but reliable. After his 50s, it’s like a Christmas tree.” “A Christmas tree?” the daughter asks. “Yes, dead from the root up and the balls are just for decoration.Sucks for you guys in the christmas tree stage... im only 21 lolKiss my taint!!! i am fixing to turn 37..Dont get mad because im oak and your birch lol
May 4, 201510 yr A family is at the dinner table. The son asks the father, “Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?” The father, surprised, answers, “Well, son, a woman goes through three phases. In her 20s, a woman’s breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her 30s and 40s, they are like pears, still nice, hanging a bit. After 50, they are like onions.” “Onions?” the son asks. “Yes. You see them and they make you cry.” This infuriated his wife and daughter. The daughter asks, “Mom, how many different kinds of willies are there?” The mother smiles and says, “Well, dear, a man goes through three phases also. In his 20s, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his 30s and 40s, it’s like a birch, flexible but reliable. After his 50s, it’s like a Christmas tree.” “A Christmas tree?” the daughter asks. “Yes, dead from the root up and the balls are just for decoration.Sucks for you guys in the christmas tree stage... im only 21 lolKiss my taint!!! i am fixing to turn 37..Dont get mad because im oak and your birch lol WTF
May 4, 201510 yr Mike are you on mobile or a computer? Mike are you on mobile or a computer?Laptop at the moment..
May 4, 201510 yr Yeah Sean got me on Kosher salt and also using garlic powder instead of garlic salt. Thanks to him my food is tasting better. Just need a real kitchen to have more fun. I hear you, where I live is small and the kitchen is like 12x15 lolA 300 sq ft kitchen is a big ass kitchen.
May 4, 201510 yr Son of a bitch!! ">http:// ">http:// ">http://http://s1293.photobucket.com/user/mikel7829/media/20150503_215753_zpspvef6ngm.jpg.html'> LOL..
May 4, 201510 yr A family is at the dinner table. The son asks the father, “Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?” The father, surprised, answers, “Well, son, a woman goes through three phases. In her 20s, a woman’s breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her 30s and 40s, they are like pears, still nice, hanging a bit. After 50, they are like onions.” “Onions?” the son asks. “Yes. You see them and they make you cry.” This infuriated his wife and daughter. The daughter asks, “Mom, how many different kinds of willies are there?” The mother smiles and says, “Well, dear, a man goes through three phases also. In his 20s, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his 30s and 40s, it’s like a birch, flexible but reliable. After his 50s, it’s like a Christmas tree.” “A Christmas tree?” the daughter asks. “Yes, dead from the root up and the balls are just for decoration. Sucks for you guys in the christmas tree stage... im only 21 lolKiss my taint!!! i am fixing to turn 37..Dont get mad because im oak and your birch lolWhile you are fucking your hand I am getting laid everyday. Hmmm.
May 4, 201510 yr A family is at the dinner table. The son asks the father, “Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?” The father, surprised, answers, “Well, son, a woman goes through three phases. In her 20s, a woman’s breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her 30s and 40s, they are like pears, still nice, hanging a bit. After 50, they are like onions.” “Onions?” the son asks. “Yes. You see them and they make you cry.” This infuriated his wife and daughter. The daughter asks, “Mom, how many different kinds of willies are there?” The mother smiles and says, “Well, dear, a man goes through three phases also. In his 20s, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his 30s and 40s, it’s like a birch, flexible but reliable. After his 50s, it’s like a Christmas tree.” “A Christmas tree?” the daughter asks. “Yes, dead from the root up and the balls are just for decoration.Sucks for you guys in the christmas tree stage... im only 21 lolKiss my taint!!! i am fixing to turn 37..Dont get mad because im oak and your birch lolWhile you are fucking your hand I am getting laid everyday. Hmmm.Your boyfriend must be very happy
May 4, 201510 yr Sunday evening at 10:12 PM I get a parking violation ticket. Obviously somebody was pissed that they did not fit in the 5 feet of sidewalk next to the Jeep and called to report. So awesome, I love people who call to report parking violations. I have one office co-worker that does that, and he's so proud of it.
May 4, 201510 yr After 12 years I am done...Still on the base:( https://youtu.be/RV5WqRnFejIE-6..lol. But I am so done...I don't know why, but I cannot see your ass as an NCO, and if you were I can see a RFC rating.J
May 4, 201510 yr Spent all night in the ER. Pretty tired/lagged atm. My brothers 15mo had a grand mal seizure and they can't figure out why. MRI/CT/Xray....all inconclusive. On a ventilator and stable, but to say it is touch and go is an understatement. Sorry to hear Sean. If we can do anything, just ask. If need be I have some connections with the USF neuro department.J
May 4, 201510 yr Spent all night in the ER. Pretty tired/lagged atm. My brothers 15mo had a grand mal seizure and they can't figure out why. MRI/CT/Xray....all inconclusive. On a ventilator and stable, but to say it is touch and go is an understatement. Holy crap, glad to hear she's better now
May 4, 201510 yr Why would I not want to use the factory speaker wiring in the Jeep?Factory wires run from under the rear seat to front and rear doors and to the dash. I want to install my amps under the rear seat. I'd just have to run positive power and a USB cable. DONE. Rated power for the amps: 2x115w @ 4 ohms (full-ranges are 8 ohms though) and 2 x 200w @ 8 ohms for midbass.
May 4, 201510 yr If I get real clever I could transform the factory wiring from the head unit to the amp into my USB cable.
May 4, 201510 yr Why would I not want to use the factory speaker wiring in the Jeep? Factory wires run from under the rear seat to front and rear doors and to the dash. I want to install my amps under the rear seat. I'd just have to run positive power and a USB cable. DONE. Rated power for the amps: 2x115w @ 4 ohms (full-ranges are 8 ohms though) and 2 x 200w @ 8 ohms for midbass.Only real reason not to is to not cut the stock wires or if you need more, ie running active and needing 2 pairs instead of a single. I also have to say I don't understand not running active....which means running new wires.
May 4, 201510 yr But I should just buy a good quality USB cable and call it a dayYeah, don't spend that $3 lol
May 4, 201510 yr Why would I not want to use the factory speaker wiring in the Jeep?Factory wires run from under the rear seat to front and rear doors and to the dash. I want to install my amps under the rear seat. I'd just have to run positive power and a USB cable. DONE. Rated power for the amps: 2x115w @ 4 ohms (full-ranges are 8 ohms though) and 2 x 200w @ 8 ohms for midbass.Only real reason not to is to not cut the stock wires or if you need more, ie running active and needing 2 pairs instead of a single. I also have to say I don't understand not running active....which means running new wires. Fullranges in dash - factory wires already there. If I want to move them to the A-pillar it's no problemMidbass in front doors - factory wires already there. With the way everything is laid out, using the factory wiring is the easiest option.
May 4, 201510 yr I am going to run active. I found a solution to use OTG and change on the Note2, so I'll be building the USB DAC. Digital signal over I2S into the MiniDSP and DAC analog out for the sub. I ordered the MiniDSP today I don't need anything special processing-wise for the sub, the Zapco has an LP filter. All I'd have to add is a pot on analog out of the DAC to control the subwoofer level.
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