ChaseBordeaux

12:30 and still havent gotten out of bed. I love lazy days like these.

1st Eskimo: Where did your mother come from?2nd Eskimo: Alaska1st Eskimo: Don't bother, I'll ask her myself!

1st off. Happy veterans day to those who've served their country. Today is what YOLO is about. 2ndly RIP Randal , you were goofy as hell man. Definitely one of the funniest people around here. I'm sure you're in a better place though man.

69% of people find something dirty in every sentence.

act of valor is one of the best war movies i've seen. if you haven't seen it. do.

ahh felt giod to relax all day, doing nothing at all.. Ready for work tomorrow tgen its the freakin weekend, le go!

and i knock that p**** out, ya thats just a little catnap.

anybody wanting to buy my car? $12,000.Message me for details.

Anyone have a GFX card laying around? I need something better than a Radeon HD 4650...

Anyone know who's hiring around STL?

anyone want to buy my car? 08 Lancer, 64,xxx miles $13k. Have to pay off loan for it. lowered/tinted windows/injen catback exhaust. 100k mile warranty on it too.

Awwwee yeahh, got an interview monday. Woop woop

Becoming a vegetarian is a BIG missed steak.

bonfire+kegger tonite. hmu if you wanna come.

bored. no work. nap time.

Brooke just spilled cereal ALL OVER my bed. #pissed #seriously #getbacktothekitchen

buhbye facebook

can I getta reeeeeheeeee-heeeeeehhheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeereeeeeeeehhheeeeeeereeeehhhheeeeeeeeeeeeerhee-fill

Cannot wait until people open up their pools/install them.

Cardinals fan until next season. Wont watch a game until the playoffs probably. Lol im treal!

chillin

cops are out everywhere! Careful y'all

damn bro. you keep textin her but she aint replyin. #getthehint

Do you think i'm wolverine? because i think you're MagNEATo

dr pepper 10... ITS NOT FOR WOMEN!