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some people on here say I am a noob which in the grand aspect of things I guess I am, but imagine if you guys had to deal with a real noob. One of my not so close friends tried convincing me his 1000rms best buy bought alpine amp was better than my 1600rms hifonics, I know hifonics isn't the greatest but really its better than a alpine. he told me my new xcon would be louder off of his amp, I just laughed at him. He hasn't even heard the xcon yet.

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well i recently quit my job at petsmart. the hours sucked big time (3am-noon), the managers were dicks to me and always gave me the job that nobody else wanted. So i told them i quit lol. anyways im on the lookout for a new job but i need some more ideas. i applied at family video today and a few other places. is there any job any of you can think of thats isnt to bad hours and pay wise? id be doing part time due to my welding classes. I am in the welders union and on a waiting list for a job. they said they will have me a job by december of this year so i just need a job untill then. any thoughts?

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so what do you think guys, this or my rims?

I dont know if you checked ur messages or not, but i was wonderin if you could fix the internal amp on my HU. its a pioneer deh6400.

Aaron is at a girls house. Any details Aaron? How was it? You get da hook up lol . Any pics of the chick? aaron is

Today was a good day. When I was at work my mom called and said I got a big envelope from USF. When I got home and opened it I found a letter saying I'd been accepted. USF is no Yale/Harvard/Princeton...or even a UF for that matter. But they have a decent science department (tossing between a chem. major and physics major). I

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I just recieved my score and I would like to know what has everyone previously scored on this test. First time I took it I made a 25, I didn't have a calculator with me. This time I made a 27 and I brought my calc this time lol.

this economy is lame as hell. wheres the jobs at??!?!? last day the end of the month.

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I feel horrible, just got back from the hospital for the umpteenth time in i don't know how many months. Withdrawls for days, and pain so bad i just wanna . Diphenhydramine HCl is the worst drug i've ever done, yet i've done it hundreds of times, if not more. For those of you less chemically inclined, thats the active ingredient in: Benadryl, Unisom, Nytol ect. Doesn't generally seem harmful but 30+ times the recommended dose has a slightly different effect . I'm finally coming to terms with the fact that something has to be done about my problem, and i guess i'm asking for some support from my friends here on SSA.

Ok I, like others on here, have literally spent THOUSANDS of dollars on my car audio set up. I have car insurance through Progressive. I was wondering if it is possible to insure my full system and rims on my car insurance? I am pretty sure that if I do it will skyrocket my payment. Any advice?

so I seen this today on ebay and I thought I would share it! is anyone interested in buying this brand and being an owner? http://www.ebay.com/itm/ADIRE-AUDIO-website-trademark-www-adireaudio-com-/220648129625?pt=Domain_Names&hash=item335fa74459

just thought id let some peole see this if they havent aleady.this is straight from ebay Find a buyer and earn a 5% finders fee! Got to talking with DW and he's ready to let someone else take over the reigns for the Adire brand. This listing includes naming rights to the Adire brand as well as trade marks, art work, schematics, plans and the website - www.adireaudio.com You can review some of the work that Adire has gathered in research for the BL extension technology XBL^2. http://www.adireaudio.com/Files You can even pick through the Wayback Machine files for more goodies. http://web.archive.org/web/*/http://adireaudio.com Some from Acoustic Visions, one of the larger r…

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