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<<< Aces, guys! Now let's see how many times I attempt to sign in with the wrong name the next time I'm here. Dibs on three!

May the beer flow like wine and the titties forever be perkey. Have fun tex.

can u really get free stickers cuz i would like to have one haha

I know you might not see this topic, but F-it. Happy b-day man.

Go shorty, is your burfday!

Last night I was browsing through the PopSci that came... for whatever reason I picked up on one of the lil ad's in the back of the mag. www.Amazing1.com Very interesting stuff for sale there.... 30" Tesla Coil plans for $10? Ion Pulse Gun and/or plans... EMP plans... Am I the only one that finds this just a lil scary but at the same time want's to order a crap ton of plans?? Eitherway, very interesting stuff... basic electronics and applied physics alike. Nick

> > We always hear "the rules" > > From the female side. > > Now here are the rules from the male side. > > These are our rules! > > Please note these are all numbered "1" > > ON PURPOSE! > > > > 1. Men ARE not mind readers. > > > > 1. Learn to work the toilet seat. > > You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. > > We need it up, you need it down. > > You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down. > > > > 1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon > > or the changing of the tides. > > Let it be. > > > > 1. Shopping is NOT a sport. > > And no, …

i had the movie figured out in the 1st few mins of the movie. good movie though, and yes the black person makes it through the entire movie

wish I was in the passenger seat........ video.kenblockracing.com/flash/small_player/preloader.swf?vendor_id=204&media_id=9183&bgcolor=FFFFFF&autoplay=0

this guy is a foooooooooooooooo

So my neighbor put a 6" tip on his Civic and now it sounds like a lawn mo........ Actually, the pull start on my Craftsmen lawn mover bit the dust. Tried to crimp it back together with a clothesline crimp but as I imagined the rope (nylon?) just slipped right through. The lawn mower is ... almost as old as I am (my father had bought it) and this is the only problem I've ever had with it ... awesome piece of equipment. Anyway, was wondering if you guys knew if there was anything I could use to crimp the two pieces of string back together, or if they sell replacement kits (I'm sure they do).

http://forum.soundillusions.net/article.php?a=202

What did you get?

Questions that really need answers... 1. Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?" 2. Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken there? I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta it's butt." 3. Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer? 4. If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him? 5. Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the car-pool lane? 6. Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is? 7. Why does your OB-GYN leave the roo…

A skinny little white guy goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this HUGE black guy standing next to him. > The big guy sees the little guy staring at him, looks down and says, > "7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch member, 3 pound left testicle, 3 pound right testicle, Turner Brown." > The white man faints and falls to the floor. > The big guy kneels down and brings him to, shaking him. The big guy says, "What's wrong with you?" > > In a weak voice the little guy says, "What EXACTLY did you say to me?" > The big dude says, "I saw your curious look and figured I'd just give > you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me. I'm 7 > feet…

Happy Birthday man, have a good one!

I will hit 1000 posts in no time.

Is there somebody else who in this forum who likes hardstyle music ? Hardstyle mix by me: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NffsFybzm_4

So, i've known about i dosers for a while, years. Today, i ran across them again on the internet. Heres a short info video about them Heres the forum about them and a poll saying if its worked for people or not http://www.i-doser.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=139'>http://www.i-doser.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=139 Heres the website http://www.i-doser.com AND heres an "i doser" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8plQvV2mWtY I call bullshit on all of it, what do you guys think?

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I have to say I enjoy your photography. Almost every picture on your site looks professional and the ones that you post in your sig are amazing. Just thought I would say good work man

http://www.question911.com.nyud.net:8090/p...etEvilOf911.wmv

So yea... for like the past hour it says something about a driver being down, and the website layout and everything is completely changed.....wtf. is anyone elses like that?

Figured everyone would enjoy a good laugh! I know i definatly got one Probably one of the funnest stories i've ever read. Enjoy! When I was 17 my girlfriend at the time was finally ready to have sex. I, as one might expect of a 17 year old, was excited. Neither hell nor high water was going to stand between me and my final destination. I get ready for the night, trim everything up, shower extra well. Unfortunately there was also an issue. I have a digestional disorder that sometimes cause my chit to become large and quite solid while still inside me. I wasn't aware it was a treatable problem and, in fact, just thought everyone had to deal with the equivalent of anal kid…