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Have you ever walked into a room and just thought to yourself, "What the fudge were they thinking when they came up with this ?" I know I do everytime I walk into my local Wal-Mart's bathroom and see 2-3 guys cocks while they're taking a piss because someone decided men don't need privacy. Yup, the door opens at a 90 degree angle the to the urinals. Did I mention you're also visible to everyone walking down the shoe aisle ? Awesome planning ... Then I head on over to the largest store in town, The Real Canadian Superstore, but I ate McDonald's at Wal-Mart and suddenly need to go to the bathroom. I run over there clenching my ass cheeks together only to find out that t…

keeps giving me the "[#10CFDM2013] You must enter a value for Shipping Information" but there is no shipping information slot. i put a title, description, attached a picture, put condition, and location, rms size, price, and clicked for sale.

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Having some issues installing a MLA Pro Series module. Looking for some help from someone who has experience doing this before. Willing to chunk you some change for help with it. Let me know.

Im just curious if anyone on here has read her college thesis?

An Avon lady is in an elevator on her way to a big meeting with her big boss. Well she farts and Sprays "Avon Evergreen deoderizer" About 2 floors later a young man steps on the elevator. She asks him "Sir do you smell something in here??" He replies "Ya it smells like someone $hit under a christmas tree." J

Does anyone know anything about working on small engines like this one? I recently got 2 shindaiwas- t260 and e260 (trimmer and edger) and got the edger started with a simple tune-up. I did the same for the trimmer(t260) and had to replace the primer ball for the gas because the old one broke and I wasn't able to prime it. There was no old gas left, but I think that's because it was left sitting for 2-3 years and it evaporated. New gas, spark plug and air filter, but it just wont start, and as I pull the cord an occasional sputter of gas/oil mix comes out. Anyone have any ideas? I figured I'd ask before I yanked out the carb. Hate to have to do a complete fuel system rebu…

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as some may know, i've used usps for a few packages and i was very pleased with the services. only thing is i'm not prepared to pay ~$110 to ship an mj18 and they canceled the slow shipping option. anyone know an alternative company ? sea freight prefferably. oh, and you don't want to know how much fedex and dhl want

I feel like i have looked high and low, and still dont know what i want to do. I want to be able to enjoy it, and still make 60 grand+. I am willing to do 4 years of schooling. I just want to be sure what im going to be busting my ass for will be worth it. Any ideas or suggestions will be greatly appreciated. thank you guy.

How do i upload a photo to this forum??

I found a guy on craigslist that does tubes for amps. Anyone in need? Guy claims hand wound tubes. J

Happy Happy Happy New Year's to everyone!! I hope that 2005 will be better for you all by leaps & bounds!

A guy walks into a pharmacy and says to the pharmacist, "Listen, I have three girls coming over tonight. I've never had three girls at once, and I need something to keep me horny...keep me potent." The pharmacist reaches under the counter, unlocks the bottom drawer and takes out a small cardboard box marked with a label "Viagra Extra Strength" and says, "Here, if you eat this, you'll go nuts for twelve hours." The guy says, "Gimme three boxes." The next day the guy walks into the same pharmacy goes up to the pharmacist and pulls down his pants. The pharmacist looks in horror as he notices the man's jewels are black and blue, and the skin is hanging off in some places. …

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A woman pregnant with triplets is walking down the street when a masked robber runs out the bank and shoots her three times in the stomach. Luckily the babies are okay. The surgeon decides to leave the bullets in because it's too risky to operate. All is fine for 16 years, and then one daughter walks into the room in tears. "What's wrong?" asks the mother. "I was having a pee and this bullet came out" replies the daughter. The mother tells her it's okay and explains what happened 16 years ago. About a week later the second daughter walks in to the room in tears. "Mom, I was having a pee and this bullet came out". Again the mother tells her not to worry and explains wha…

Can't figure out how to change time on here to Pacific time.

Band-aids that bond to skin = teh suck

Got some money finally and got some Koda 8s on the way until the SI drivers are ready. Ah, I feel it coming together. Only thing left is the HU. Thank God!

So I got the wild idea to see exactly how much I spend on gas and food during the week. After 3 weeks this is what I have found. My job is 28 miles each way 5 days a week gas is ~$2.86 a gallon truck gets ~13mpg average around town. So... 28*2=56 miles a day 56*5=280 miles a week 280/13=21.53gallons of gas 21.53*2.86=$61.60 a week in savings 61.60*52=$3203.20 savings per year Now I will be driving every other week in the car pool so I will actually be saving $123.20 a month. Total savings. $1601.60 Lunch... I spend ~$20 a day on breakfast and lunch. Sometimes just lunch. I will be bringing my lunch 4 days out of the week. After shoping for lunches for 3 weeks now my aver…

We are discussing adding a New area to the Board. Possibly a secion or maybe just a sub section. Anyways we need YOUR opinion on weither or not this would be a successful endevour. Any and ALL opinions matter here so please vote, and give a few words why you feel that way. Also any suggestions for possible topics are much appriciated. J

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