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Have you ever walked into a room and just thought to yourself, "What the fudge were they thinking when they came up with this ?" I know I do everytime I walk into my local Wal-Mart's bathroom and see 2-3 guys cocks while they're taking a piss because someone decided men don't need privacy. Yup, the door opens at a 90 degree angle the to the urinals. Did I mention you're also visible to everyone walking down the shoe aisle ? Awesome planning ... Then I head on over to the largest store in town, The Real Canadian Superstore, but I ate McDonald's at Wal-Mart and suddenly need to go to the bathroom. I run over there clenching my ass cheeks together only to find out that t…

I'm interested in a car in Chi town, but would like someone to check it out first and take some full resolution photos for me before I drive two hours to see a pile of shit. If you're interested in making a little money for your time, let me know.

A local priest and a pastor were fishing on the side of the road. They thoughtfully made a sign saying, "The End is Near! Turn yourself around now before it's too late!" and showed it to each passing car. One driver who drove by didn't appreciate the sign and shouted at them, "Leave us alone, you religious nuts!" All of a sudden they heard a big splash, looked at each other, and the priest said to the pastor, "You think maybe we should have just said 'Bridge Out' instead?"

New Mint Flavored Birth Control Pill The Cadbury's Candy Co. and Merck Drug Co. Have combined to market the new Mint flavored birth control pill that women may take immediately before sex. The Pill will be distributed by the large major drug store chains and Wal-Mart's Pharmacies. They're going to be called.... "Pre-dick-a-mints." wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

i'm not sure if this forum has this feature, but i'm looking for the link, to get a list of all the threads i've posted in... so that i can easily keep track of them.. i'm just not finding the thing.. thanks..

Does anyone know anything about working on small engines like this one? I recently got 2 shindaiwas- t260 and e260 (trimmer and edger) and got the edger started with a simple tune-up. I did the same for the trimmer(t260) and had to replace the primer ball for the gas because the old one broke and I wasn't able to prime it. There was no old gas left, but I think that's because it was left sitting for 2-3 years and it evaporated. New gas, spark plug and air filter, but it just wont start, and as I pull the cord an occasional sputter of gas/oil mix comes out. Anyone have any ideas? I figured I'd ask before I yanked out the carb. Hate to have to do a complete fuel system rebu…

To all the Irish folks. Erin Go Bragh!!! It's Green Beer Time!!

I was trying to go under the "my content" tab under my screenname to pull up an old thread when a nice fellow helped me design my box so that I could grab the max dimensions I had listed for my vehicle. However, when I got to "my content" i noticed the cut-off date for things to show up was anything after February 10th or 12th of 2010. I realize that that's probably a pretty reasonable time... but is there anyway for me to be able to find my old thread? using the search functioned, i searched anything that was posted by user "frostedflakejake" (me) and it came up with 8 pages of results but page 6, 7, and 8 were blank. Im assuming that the servers know I have old threads …

As you know, i host my own array of test tones but i am about to delete those tones and create a fresh batch of them that is properly compressed and a lot more to choose from! So, before i jump in and do my own thing, please let me know if there are any tones or waves that you would want in the batch.. i am pretty good a audio and video editing so think of something and let me know. Here is the current specs of the test tones being created- Sine Waves- Individual frequencies from 1-100hz. From 100-1000hz in 25hz increments. From 1000-20000hz in 100hz increments. Square Waves- From 20-100hz in 1hz increments. Sweeps- Audio clip - from 1hz-20000hz (-3db amplitude for safety…

Does anyone here play fantasy football?

A woman went into a pet shop to buy her husband a pet. After looking around she realized that all the pets there were very expensive. She went to the counter and questioned the clerk. "I wanted to buy my husband a pet, but all of yours are so expensive",she said. "Well,"said the clerk, "I have a huge bullfrog in the back for $50.00. Would you like to see it?" "$50.00?? For a Frog??" asked the woman. The clerk said, "It's a special frog. It gives blow jobs." Well, the woman did not particularly enjoy giving head, so, she thought his was a heck of a deal. She'd get her husband a gift he'd surely enjoy, and she'd never have to do that again. The woman decided to buy the frog…

So I have noticed as of late a few members on here from PA. I live in the north east PA. Scranton/wilkesbarre are with in 30 mins of me. I was just wondering who is from PA and where are you located. Thanks Chad

Can anyone get a carfax report? I need one done on a car. If you can help me out please that would be greatly appreciated. Thanks, Chris

Whew...well, I have been here off and on a few times, but 2 jobs is a killer.. New news is that I have the scion sold to a guy in washington state (i'm in FL). Everything goes except the rl-p and the memphis mcd's! Buying a friend of mine's s10 blazer 4x4, so...time for a new box! Actually, I think I'm gonna put the rlp in the classifies section, and go for 2-10's for the new ride. SO anyways..just wanted to chime in...I'm sure at least one person missed me....worried about me.... later!

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This movie was absolutely hillarious. I love all of the satire about the liberal media. The Film Actors Guild (F.A.G.) and Sean Penn's description of iraq before we were there, was just hillarious. I would suggest that everybody see this: for one it is hillarious, and many of the things are just crazy (puppet sex scene); and it puts this crap that the media spews out every day into a whole different perspective. It excells as a comedy, and as a satire. Even if I wasn't as informed about politics as I am now, I still would have found it hillarious, but that extra knowledge just made it so much better. Definately a must see, cough up the $7.50 (or the buck o' five[see th…

I want to open a shop and I really don't want to fork out money to get a stand built. Building it isn't a problem but I want to be able to switch between diffrent hu's and speakers. If anyone built one of these stands I would like to get my hands on a schematic for the wiring behind the panel

Well, when my city lost power from Ike's winds, our generator somehow malfunctioned and damaged a lot of my equipment that was on surge protectors... We are in the process of getting hard-wired protection, regulators and new protectors so that should take care of all that. Anyway, it damaged a PSU, my razor, 1 surge protector, my 51" rear projection tv and some plugs. Well, after a week of researching and researching, i'm slowly getting things back out of my pocket and in about 25 minutes, hopefully i'll post on here a deal of a lifetime but if i dont win this item i'm bidding on, then i don't care. I had planned on upgrading one of my pcs before this happened... I'm stil…

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okay i know this is probably a stupid question but yah its botherin me i have a stupid baby blue or light blue wire hangin under the dash on the passengers side by the brake and gas pedels.. i dk what it goes to but its just hangin .. do u think this its important ?maybe itll fix something if i can find out where its suppose to go...idk

The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the desert. After they got their tent set up, they fell asleep. Some hours later, the Lone Ranger wakes his faithful friend and says, "Tonto, look up at the sky and tell me what you see." Tonto replies, "Me see millions of stars." "What does that tell you?" asked The Lone Ranger. Tonto ponders for a minute, then says, "Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of Planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three. Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant. …

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jj-CErr0VOY Pretty wild! news story: http://newsfeed.time.com/2011/12/08/mythbusters-mishap-sends-cannonball-through-house-minivan/?xid=gonewsedit Adam and Jamie survey the damage:

how do you make them and where?? i would like to edit a portion of one of my videos to make my avatar. have no clue on how though