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One morning a husband took a pair of underwear out of the drawer. "What the ?????" he said to himself as a little "dust" cloud appeared when he shook them out. "April," he hollered into the bathroom, "why did you put talcum powder in my underwear?" She shot back: "It's not talcum powder. It's Miracle Grow." now ya know the......rest of the story. hehehehahhahaha wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

anyone got a extra at&t phone just laying around that i can have mine broke today and i need a phone

Saw Thor last night... While it definitely has some very nice special effects which some would only excel in an IMAX capable theater and the fact that there is surprisingly a lot of comedy involved with this film, the "superhero" part of the movie is lacking greatly.... When i go to a Marvel comic movie, i'm assuming i'm going to see some "Super-natural powers" from the main character(s). There was actually very short scenes where the user sees this... This movie actually reminds me of Spiderman. Unless there is sequels to be made from Thor... it is wise to probably only watch this one and move on... The problem with this theory is Avengers is coming May 2012 so i highly…

http://nashville.craigslist.org/ele/3435957358.html $2400 for a system hitting 168 db's is a good deal. just dont want it to shatter my glass though . . .

Clear your PM's haha Sorry for who ever wasted their time opening this thread. I'm in the middle of an install and getting some 'live' help from Sean.

A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young mothers and their small children. "You all have obsessions," he observed. To the first somewhat-portly mother, he said, "You are obsessed with eating. You've even named your daughter Candy." He turned to the second Mom, wearing an expensive fur coat; "Your obsession is with money. Again, it manifests itself in your child's name, Mercedes." He turns to the third Mom, who was somewhat inebriated; "Your obsession is alcohol. This too manifests itself in your child's name, Brandy." At this point, the fourth mother, who was wearing a skintight leather skirt, gets up, takes her little boy by the hand and …

15 THINGS A MAN CAN DO AT WAL-MART WHILE HIs WIFE/GIRLFRIEND IS TAKING HER SWEET TIME 1. Get 24 boxes of condoms &randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking. 2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5 minute intervals. 3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest-rooms. 4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone: 'Code 3 in Housewares' . . and see what happens. 5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay-away. 6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 7. Set-up a tent in the Camping Department -- and tell other shoppers you're sleeping over; invite them in if …

A cowboy walks into a bar in Texas, orders three mugs of Bud and sits in the back room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn. When he finishes them, he comes back to the bar and orders three more. The bartender approaches and tells the cowboy, "You know, a mug goes flat after I draw it, it would taste better if you bought one at a time." The cowboy replies, "Well, you see, I have two brothers. One is in Australia, the other is in Dublin, and I'm in Texas. When we all left home, we promised that we'd drink this way to remember the days we drank together. So I drink one for each of my brothers and one for myself." The bartender admits that this is a nice custom, and leave…

I have neon tubes under the dash on my 05 Camry LE. The switch for the tubes is mounted on the trim under my steering column. I want to move it and my wired remote bass boost to the spot where the ashtray is. I can not figure out how to get to that part of the dash. It doesn't pop off when I pull and I fear I will destroy it. I don't see any place to unscrew it at. Any ideas? Also, how about removing the guts of the cigarette lighter and putting the button part over the bass knob? You would twist the"lighter" to turn up the bass. I've see some turn their lighters into their push-button start, so i know my idea can't be that hard

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Mainly i want to know if their are any car audio careers that pay good like engineers and everything. Like working for a big company or starting your own. The reason i ask this is because I am a junior and havent really decided on a career. I like doing car audio but just want to know if it pays good. Is their electrical engineers in big companies.Like Scott from Fi i want to know what his position was at RE and if it actually paid good. Or any other person in the car audio world.

can we post non car audio/home audio on Forum: For Sale/Wanted? i'd like to sell my ps3

I would just like wish everyone and their families a Merry Christmas and happy holidays!!! I also want to thank everyone on here for all the help and advice you have gave me. Keep it up guys!! I can't wait for my Christmas present (Zcons) from myself to get here lol

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any one know any christmas songs that slap..? so when i roll thru town i can pound on some mad christmas songs

So i've been around here for a while, and some people have those massive signatures, it says that maximum signature size is 200x1000, so i tried to add signature, but i can't. Its 310x100 or something like that, but cant add it. So how can i do it ? I just dont get this people have huge sigs.

My baby gave me an AWESOME father's day present. Got home from the meet rubbed Brenda's baby bump and I felt a light little kick from the baby. What a feeling. You dad's know what I'm talking about. You other guys have no idea what I'm talking about, you'll find out one day. Oh and Happy Father's day to all the dads!

kryptonitewhite at hotmail nothing impressive, jus a lil old school and a good new tune. people hate and talk _-.= for good stuff, so may as well throw boring junk up too why not will be painting the van and doing cosmetics soon, get her finished before some new subs. If Iraggi was better at emails Id have my 2nd alt ordered and working on a 3rd HO alt

Ok, i dont know if i'm the only one who has noticed this but if i leave SSA forum open for a while then come back, my browser, Firefox, has refreshed the page showing the newest articles and posts, basically, it's auto refreshing the page without me being there. It doesnt do it with other websites so i figure it has something to do with SSA's new forum that was made several weeks back. So, is this true?

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Just curious if anyone has any pictures of the Fi Btl N2? I have heard news of people getting tracking numbers, etc. I just want to know if anyone has any in person pictures of them. I would like to gawk, thanks. I tried searching for some, but I only found like 5 pics on google and for some reason the search function is acting weird. I think it's because I had it open in a different tab. I have no clue.

Happy birthday Drew!

anyone got the video of a SUV or van with some subs playing a weird song with squeaking and a rubber duck bouncing on the flexing roof....