Penguin4x4

Server Assistant 13 top, all baby boomers from the looks of it, they were pretty sloshed when I clocked out too, funny as hell

Never ordered 4 bottles of Opus in a shot eh? You've never met my uncle. They let us SA's off first so thank god I didn't have to bus that table holy crap...

Oh and the Cowboys need to shoot that center of theirs, god damn

http://www.nytimes.com/2007/11/18/magazine...amp;exprod=digg :lol2:

Until tonight I never have seen a table buy 500 dollars worth of wine. Including food the bill ended up like 8-900 bucks not including minimum 8% gratuity. Money money money, MONAY

especially when you're the one flying the plane

Crazy ass 4th quarter holy hell

Watching the Sooners get their asses handed to em, gotta love it

Depends on how much dead carcass you're wanting to cook

http://omaha.craigslist.org/rnr/481549055.html

someone would get a Louisville Slugger to the skull several times if they did that kind of chit to me..

way too many drunkasses in this thread tonight...

The majority of the research in the physical education/kinesiology division is primarily based on men. Women are unique from a physiology standpoint, and therefore, I want to investigate the physiological response to exercise in women. I will analyze the electrical signals between muscle and the brain during bouts of physical exertion in both males and females ... hoping to find that the signal is affected by fatique moreso in males than in females - this will help explain why females tend to have greater endurance. This latest study will compare the characteristics of the electrical signals between the brain and muscles during exercise in females and males. Billaut wants to verify the hypothesis that this signal is more affected by fatigue in males than in females. Sounds like the synopsis of a porno flick to me

Like 70 bucks

Light bulbs are changed and my bank account is now three times larger

Payday...I think...cause I sure as hell didn't get paid last week

its not so much that new music sucks, just whats "popular" and "trendy" and "accessible" that sucks

Oh my god those are so cute I could just EAT EM...wait what...

Grocery store started selling Boylan's Creamy Red Birch Beer, weeeeeeeeee :drink40:

Love how these antibiotics make me a weapon of ass destruction

asshole!

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WASHINGTON, D.C. - The U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission, in cooperation with the firm named below, today announced a voluntary recall of the following consumer product. Consumers should stop using recalled products immediately unless otherwise instructed. Name of Product: Birch Bark Wrapped Candles Units: About 1,200 Importer: Gate Five Group LLC, d.b.a. Roost, of Sausalito, Calif. Hazard: The bark wrapping of the candle can ignite when the candle burns down, posing a fire hazard. Candles being recalled for posing a fire hazard eh...

SAN FRANCISCO -- Major League Baseball's all-time home run king Barry Bonds was indicted Thursday on perjury and obstruction justice charges, according to KTVU reporter Rita Williams. The five-count indictment -- four counts of perjury and one of obstruction of justice -- could put baseball's home run king in prison for up to 30 years.

http://www.menlove.com/ Brilliant :drink40: