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Gas is crazy here in so cal

I went down to anaheim, saw it for $3.08

Came back here $3.39 over where i work

Thankfully its only $3.19 by my house

Ours jumps like that on the weekends, but only on roads leading to the lakes. On the way I saw from $2.79 to $3.36 all within two days...

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hey guys

'sup ?

Any news on your mother? I can speak for everyone here and say we have our fingers crossed and are hopeing for the best.

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mom's better. i mean a LOT better than yestreday. i managed to carry a small conversation with her. dad's a bit less stressed.

thanks for asking Aaron.

:woot:

TC9 = heavy. Cost me $30 to ship.

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first top for me in a long time,

If you want to swing all the way down here to FL I'm right where i-75 and i-10 meet. Itso nly like 1000 miles out of your wat. :D

Actually to tell ya tha truth i'm gonna be in Augusta,GA in the beg. of Oct. till the end of it.............this could be an option bro............

Ya never know.

Adrian glad to hear about you mom!!!! :woot::woot::woot:

It definatly starts today off right to read good news.

J

Ouch , been a long time since I squeezed my big meat hook hands in a door to apply deadener. the cuts and scrapes all over my hands and arms remind me why :)

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One day, in line at the company cafeteria, Joe says to Mike behind him, "My elbow hurts like hell. I guess I'd better see a doctor."

"Listen, you don't have to spend that kind of money," Mike replies.

"There's a diagnostic computer down at Wal-Mart. Just give it a urine sample and the computer will tell you what's wrong and what to do about it.

It takes ten seconds and costs ten dollars . . . A lot cheaper than a doctor."

So, Joe deposits a urine sample in a small jar and takes it to Wal-Mart.

He deposits ten dollars, and the computer lights up and asks for the urine sample. He pours the sample into the slot and waits.

Ten seconds later, the computer ejects a printout:

"You have tennis elbow. Soak your arm in warm water and avoid heavy activity. It will improve in two weeks. Thank you for shopping @ Wal-Mart"

That evening, while thinking how amazing this new technology was, Joe began wondering if the computer could be fooled.

He mixed some tap water, a stool sample from his dog, urine samples from his wife and daughter, and a sperm sample for good measure.

Joe hurries back to Wal-Mart, eager to check the results. He deposits ten dollars, pours in his concoction, and awaits the results.

The computer prints the following:

1. Your tap water is too hard. Get a water softener. (Aisle 9)

2. Your dog has ringworm. Bathe him with anti-fungal shampoo. (Aisle 7)

3. Your daughter has a cocaine habit. Get her into rehab.

4. Your wife is pregnant. Twins. They aren't yours. Get a lawyer.

5. If you don't stop playing with yourself, your elbow will never get better!

Thank you for shopping @ Wal-Mart

If you want to swing all the way down here to FL I'm right where i-75 and i-10 meet. Itso nly like 1000 miles out of your wat. :D

Actually to tell ya tha truth i'm gonna be in Augusta,GA in the beg. of Oct. till the end of it.............this could be an option bro............

Ya never know.

Adrian glad to hear about you mom!!!! :woot::woot::woot:

It definatly starts today off right to read good news.

J

We'll call up casey (Kickin) and maybe he'll ride over. It's a long drive for TJ (pimpin97ex...) but he might ride up if we have a mini meet.

We could roll over to NAS Jax and barrow my dads Chris Craft or the bayliner and go fishing in the intercoastal or something.

:woot:

and x2 on the good news. :woot:

Ouch , been a long time since I squeezed my big meat hook hands in a door to apply deadener. the cuts and scrapes all over my hands and arms remind me why :)

takes a while for those nicks to disappear as well.

I still have little scars on my thumbs from when I installed my second skin months ago.

One day, in line at the company cafeteria, Joe says to Mike behind him, "My elbow hurts like hell. I guess I'd better see a doctor."

"Listen, you don't have to spend that kind of money," Mike replies.

"There's a diagnostic computer down at Wal-Mart. Just give it a urine sample and the computer will tell you what's wrong and what to do about it.

It takes ten seconds and costs ten dollars . . . A lot cheaper than a doctor."

So, Joe deposits a urine sample in a small jar and takes it to Wal-Mart.

He deposits ten dollars, and the computer lights up and asks for the urine sample. He pours the sample into the slot and waits.

Ten seconds later, the computer ejects a printout:

"You have tennis elbow. Soak your arm in warm water and avoid heavy activity. It will improve in two weeks. Thank you for shopping @ Wal-Mart"

That evening, while thinking how amazing this new technology was, Joe began wondering if the computer could be fooled.

He mixed some tap water, a stool sample from his dog, urine samples from his wife and daughter, and a sperm sample for good measure.

Joe hurries back to Wal-Mart, eager to check the results. He deposits ten dollars, pours in his concoction, and awaits the results.

The computer prints the following:

1. Your tap water is too hard. Get a water softener. (Aisle 9)

2. Your dog has ringworm. Bathe him with anti-fungal shampoo. (Aisle 7)

3. Your daughter has a cocaine habit. Get her into rehab.

4. Your wife is pregnant. Twins. They aren't yours. Get a lawyer.

5. If you don't stop playing with yourself, your elbow will never get better!

Thank you for shopping @ Wal-Mart

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