but getting dirty is fun!

I wish I grew up on a farm.

I'd be huge.  All the meat I can eat and heavy lifting.

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Isn't that the basis of a story in greek mythology ? Something about a dude who lifted a cow from the time it was a calf until it was full grown.

Believe me, it aint all that its cracked up to be, long hours, hard work, and getting really dirty.

Oh, I definitely know how farming works ... I'm just saying I'd be a f!cking tank if I had a meat farm

Plus, you get to drive big f!cking farm equipment around. Or right down the main street ... because ... what are you going to do ... tell me to move this tractor? I think not ... I'll stomp you ... because I'm huge from eating so much meat.

But I can't deal with the smell of cows. So that's out.

Unless! ... I didn't actually work ... and just ate the meat. Sounds like a plan. I'll get on that.

Wait, that's what I do now ... with the exception of me having to pay for it.

lol . Don't make me angry , you won't like me when I'm angry

Never learned about any cow lifting in my greek mythology class...don't know though. Chevy around here we have a national drive your tractor to school day...bad idea on whoever came up with that. The poo smell...gah.

I wish I grew up on a farm.

I'd be huge.

I really, Reall, REALLY dont want to have a physical done today.

hey 'hopers

But I can't deal with the smell of cows.  So that's out.

Unless! ... I didn't actually work ... and just ate the meat.  Sounds like a plan.  I'll get on that.

Wait, that's what I do now ... with the exception of me having to pay for it.

You could always just buy a half cow, whole pig and whatever meat you want direct from a farmer for wholesale.

hey 'hopers

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Sup , how's mom ?

I wish I grew up on a farm.

I'd be huge.

When I retire... I'm going to ranch... I love raising cattle. I like the grain side of things too... but I am severely allergic to grain dust.

I wish I grew up on a farm.

I'd be huge.  All the meat I can eat and heavy lifting.

haha

It wasn't the grain farming that was the real heavy lifting... but the manual cattle feeding we did. Carrying 2-100 pound square bales 500m at a time, on hilly land, and having to do that 10 times is what did it. That, and rolling round bales up hill.

Only real heavy lifting we do on the grain side is picking rocks, I wish I had a scale for some of them huge ones.

I can't bench worth a chit... but I can lift awkward things like no tomorrow.

how awkward?

How about picking up the mans moocow wife from the effin place.

When I retire I don't plan to work. Just fish.

hey 'hopers

Sup , how's mom ?

bad...

chances are getting slimmer by the day.

and going to uncle's funeral today doesn't help me

Oooh physical...the last time I had one I swear the doctor molested me...he kept making me cough and cough and cough. I think i coughed for like 10 minutes...

i say a few words to her every evening, in the hope she hears me. but i didn't see any reaction yet.

I wish I grew up on a farm.

I'd be huge.

I wish I grew up on a farm.

I'd be huge.

Some noobx ICIX (on SD) is saying that its ironic that I would mention that I would prefer to buy a Mach5 18 over an eDuh 19ko. Are you fucking kidding me?

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I wish I grew up on a farm.

I'd be huge.

Some noobx ICIX (on SD) is saying that its ironic that I would mention that I would prefer to buy a Mach5 18 over an eDuh 19ko.  Are you pucking kidding me?

I can't handle those idiots either.

hey 'hopers

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Sup , how's mom ?

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bad...

chances are getting slimmer by the day.

and going to uncle's funeral today doesn't help me

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Sorry to hear that my brother. I know what yor going through