Tina Marie Arie was hanging out at a Whataburger in Porter, Texas on Monday, watching while one male friend tried to revive another friend by slapping him around. Then the cops arrived. Then it got weird.

A Montgomery County Constable was called to a Whataburger restaurant yesterday to deal with the unusual threesome. An ambulance was called to carry the unconscious man to a hospital and officers arrested the 44-year-old Arie and 30-year-old Howard Keith Windam, both of whom were found trying to hide hydrocodone and soma pills, and put them in the back of the same squad car.

The Constable driving them to jail noticed the two were acting strangely and he could no longer see Arie's face. He asked where she was and she offered that she was exhausted (or high) and was resting on Windham's lap.

As someone who grew up in Montgomery County I can tell you this is an old trick and the Constable wasn't to be fooled. He quickly pulled over the car and dealt with it. According to the Montgomery County Police Reporter:

"He could see that despite both parties being handcuffed behind their backs, Windham's pants were unfastened and Arie was servicing his exposed genitalia. The deputy ordered them to cease the sexual contact and then continued driving to the jail."

Behind the back? I'm equal parts disgusted and impressed.

Don't worry, this story has a happy ending. No additional charges were filed against either Arie or Windham.

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I am super lazy today. I need a reason to do something.

i think i need to change teams.. im getting no love for what i feel is an accomplishment

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Well after 2 days of working the haunt is half way tore down. I must have wore myself out because I slept from 12am until 1pm today. I should be full of energy for work tonight.

Mark LaFountain got me addicted to WUBWUB....

Mark LaFountain got me addicted to WUBWUB....

i think i need to change teams.. im getting no love for what i feel is an accomplishment

Because Sundown won't give you better deals on their products?

i think i need to change teams.. im getting no love for what i feel is an accomplishment

Because Sundown won't give you better deals on their products?

noooo not at all .. that has nothing to do with it. what so ever. .... .funny thats the first thing you think tho.

i think i need to change teams.. im getting no love for what i feel is an accomplishment

Because Sundown won't give you better deals on their products?

noooo not at all .. that has nothing to do with it. what so ever. .... .funny thats the first thing you think tho.

Well you didn't specify, I'm glad that isn't your reasoning however.

I don't mean to sound like a hypocrite, I think it's awesome that SSA provides deals to their "team members" and now return customers, it's a sweet perk, but not the reason I use SSA products.

i think i need to change teams.. im getting no love for what i feel is an accomplishment

Because Sundown won't give you better deals on their products?

noooo not at all .. that has nothing to do with it. what so ever. .... .funny thats the first thing you think tho.

Well you didn't specify, I'm glad that isn't your reasoning however.

I don't mean to sound like a hypocrite, I think it's awesome that SSA provides deals to their "team members" and now return customers, it's a sweet perk, but not the reason I use SSA products.

and i was a cunt hair away from pullin the trigger to run SSA in 2011 too.. but last second things changed.... but now everyone is running the Zcons. would not matter but my closest friend steve mead is running them aswell.. it may be weird. i donno.

Everyone is running them for a reason

i think i need to change teams.. im getting no love for what i feel is an accomplishment

Because Sundown won't give you better deals on their products?

noooo not at all .. that has nothing to do with it. what so ever. .... .funny thats the first thing you think tho.

Well you didn't specify, I'm glad that isn't your reasoning however.

I don't mean to sound like a hypocrite, I think it's awesome that SSA provides deals to their "team members" and now return customers, it's a sweet perk, but not the reason I use SSA products.

and i was a cunt hair away from pullin the trigger to run SSA in 2011 too.. but last second things changed.... but now everyone is running the Zcons. would not matter but my closest friend steve mead is running them aswell.. it may be weird. i donno.

Wondering if we should try to do a short run of the Punshier's again. But that is partial up to the build house and Dylan too.

Hells yeah Aaron. Do it. Do it.

Hells yeah Aaron. Do it. Do it.

They are VERY expensive, so we are not going to build up a bunch to just sit there. Meaning there would need to be demand and a few other things to fall into place.

Expensive is what? What about a short money up front run type of thing. I know you guys don't do pre sales.

If anyone knows someone that can make decals let me know - My guy went MIA with $500 worth of decals

i think i need to change teams.. im getting no love for what i feel is an accomplishment

Because Sundown won't give you better deals on their products?

noooo not at all .. that has nothing to do with it. what so ever. .... .funny thats the first thing you think tho.

Well you didn't specify, I'm glad that isn't your reasoning however.

I don't mean to sound like a hypocrite, I think it's awesome that SSA provides deals to their "team members" and now return customers, it's a sweet perk, but not the reason I use SSA products.

and i was a cunt hair away from pullin the trigger to run SSA in 2011 too.. but last second things changed.... but now everyone is running the Zcons. would not matter but my closest friend steve mead is running them aswell.. it may be weird. i donno.

Wondering if we should try to do a short run of the Punshier's again. But that is partial up to the build house and Dylan too.

Those cleaned my ear drums pretty well when I heard them.

i think i need to change teams.. im getting no love for what i feel is an accomplishment

Because Sundown won't give you better deals on their products?

noooo not at all .. that has nothing to do with it. what so ever. .... .funny thats the first thing you think tho.

Well you didn't specify, I'm glad that isn't your reasoning however.

I don't mean to sound like a hypocrite, I think it's awesome that SSA provides deals to their "team members" and now return customers, it's a sweet perk, but not the reason I use SSA products.

and i was a cunt hair away from pullin the trigger to run SSA in 2011 too.. but last second things changed.... but now everyone is running the Zcons. would not matter but my closest friend steve mead is running them aswell.. it may be weird. i donno.

Wondering if we should try to do a short run of the Punshier's again. But that is partial up to the build house and Dylan too.

more about this punisher you speak of!

no doubt there is a good reason.. but like i said.. steve is the main reason. but there are a buncha people doing big things with the Z's

i think i need to change teams.. im getting no love for what i feel is an accomplishment

Because Sundown won't give you better deals on their products?

noooo not at all .. that has nothing to do with it. what so ever. .... .funny thats the first thing you think tho.

Well you didn't specify, I'm glad that isn't your reasoning however.

I don't mean to sound like a hypocrite, I think it's awesome that SSA provides deals to their "team members" and now return customers, it's a sweet perk, but not the reason I use SSA products.

and i was a cunt hair away from pullin the trigger to run SSA in 2011 too.. but last second things changed.... but now everyone is running the Zcons. would not matter but my closest friend steve mead is running them aswell.. it may be weird. i donno.

Wondering if we should try to do a short run of the Punshier's again. But that is partial up to the build house and Dylan too.

What's a Punshier?

i think i need to change teams.. im getting no love for what i feel is an accomplishment

Because Sundown won't give you better deals on their products?

noooo not at all .. that has nothing to do with it. what so ever. .... .funny thats the first thing you think tho.

Well you didn't specify, I'm glad that isn't your reasoning however.

I don't mean to sound like a hypocrite, I think it's awesome that SSA provides deals to their "team members" and now return customers, it's a sweet perk, but not the reason I use SSA products.

and i was a cunt hair away from pullin the trigger to run SSA in 2011 too.. but last second things changed.... but now everyone is running the Zcons. would not matter but my closest friend steve mead is running them aswell.. it may be weird. i donno.

Wondering if we should try to do a short run of the Punshier's again. But that is partial up to the build house and Dylan too.

more about this punisher you speak of!

no doubt there is a good reason.. but like i said.. steve is the main reason. but there are a buncha people doing big things with the Z's

Sundown Zs, SSA Zcons,