Best genie joke...

A husband takes his wife to play her first game of golf. Of course, the wife promptly hacked her first shot right through the window of the biggest house adjacent to the course. The husband cringed, "I warned you to be careful! Now we'll have to go up there, find the owner, apologize and see how much your lousy drive is going to cost us." So the couple walked up to the house and knocked on the door. A warm voice said, "Come on in." When they opened the door they saw the damage that was done: glass was all over the place, and a broken antique bottle was lying on its side near the pieces of window glass. A man reclining on the couch asked, "Are you the people that broke my window?" "Uh, yes, sir. We're sure sorry about that," the husband replied. "Oh, no apology is necessary. Actually I want to thank you. You see, I'm a genie, and I've been trapped in that bottle for a thousand years. Now that you've released me, I'm allowed to grant three wishes. I'll give you each one wish, but if you don't mind, I'll keep the last one for myself." "Wow, that's great!" the husband said. He pondered a moment and blurted out, "I'd like a million dollars a year for the rest of my life." "No problem," said the genie. "You've got it, it's the least I can do. And I'll guarantee you a long, healthy life!" "And now you, young lady, what do you want?" the genie asked. "I'd like to own a gorgeous home complete with servants in every country in the world," she said. "Consider it done," the genie said. "And your homes will always be safe from fire, burglary and natural disasters!" "And now," the couple asked in unison, "what's your wish, genie?" "Well, since I've been trapped in that bottle, and haven't been with a woman in more than a thousand years, my wish is to have sex with your wife." The husband looked at his wife and said, "Gee, honey, you know we both now have a fortune, and all those houses. What do you think?" She mulled it over for a few moments and said, "You know, you're right. Considering our good fortune, I guess I wouldn't mind, but what about you, honey?" "You know I love you sweetheart," said the husband. "I'd do the same for you!" So the genie and the woman went upstairs where they spent the rest of the afternoon enjoying each other. The genie was insatiable. After about three hours of non-stop sex, the genie rolled over and looked directly into her eyes and asked, "How old are you and your husband?" "Why, we're both 35," she responded breathlessly. "No kidding," he said. "35 years old and both of you still believe in genies?"

zing!

Out of here for six days.

Take it easy guys.

Out of here for six days.

Take it easy guys.

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See you Steve. Take pics if you get a chance

2:30 and I am still up

Lonely...ohhhh sooo Lonely....

time for sleeps

hopefully this download finishes, get some indiana jones sound track bumpin on the way to TC.

Just listened to the 1st track, it sounds like someone cut in like 20 different tracks on the one track.....bahhhh !

See you Steve.  Take pics if you get a chance

Sir, I will ... hopefully there will be a car show in there too.

*bathroom and PE catalog = spending money*

I thought I was the only one. I have PE Catalogs, and about four of the sales flyer in there, along with my Madisound papers.

I was actually reading the sale flyer....well that's what got me started again anyway.

i had some sweaty crack with a side of armpit stank.  today.

That describes Europe

Out of here for six days.

Take it easy guys.

Have fun!

euroTOP

:morning:

to early

eyes crusted

* goes back to bed*

deadnhur

yerp

Off to TC, homefully the weather is cooler there

enjoy the drive to San Diego.

I need a drawing/drafting program as I don't have anything that will work and am sick of doing it by hand.

Mmm, just got back from Lowe's...

virgin wood

ready for my evil ideas

No pics yet.

You guys will have to suffer.

yerp

Off to TC, homefully the weather is cooler there

Hey, if you see my baskets sitting on a shipping pallet, could you "kindly" remind them that I've been waiting for them for a month? THanks!

i had some sweaty crack with a side of armpit stank.

morning