winner winner chicken dinner

Found my new means of transportation...

http://raleigh.craigslist.org/mcy/769416872.html

I was expecting one of the following

a) a fat chick

b) a pair of 1980's rollerskates

c) a lawnmower

or

d) a gay cowboy

Dude that is honestly one of the best caption thingy's I have ever read.

J

Found my new means of transportation...

http://raleigh.craigslist.org/mcy/769416872.html

I was expecting one of the following

a) a fat chick

b) a pair of 1980's rollerskates

c) a lawnmower

or

d) a gay cowboy

Now how did you know "motorized barstool" was code for gay cowboy?

Chad Kagy and Dave Mirra holy fuck

time to go play some pool and drink beer... My cousin bought a bubba keg and needs help drinking it so I'm going to help out a needy person. He is going to drink about three beers and be drunk and I'll have to drink the other 11 and sill be more sober than he will be...

Man I'm glad that week is over. the actual 40 hour HAZWOPER training wasn't bad, wearing the suits and being on tanked air was kinda fun. But the lady I was with.......ugh. She's 35 but often acted either 12 and all giddy or acting like my mother, and her mouth NEVER STOPPED. for an ENTIRE WEEK. It was "gosh this restaurant scares me" when it was a brand new place that looked and served very normal american things. I was like, wtf. She wanted to eat at the same restaurant every day. We went into a variety store with a bunch of older or secondhand type stuff and she just had this mortified look on her face the whole time. I went in for fun, but she was totally serious and "wow, this place is so tacky, and it worries and scares me." She brought ONE PAIR of socks for the trip, and we had to go to walmart to buy more because obviously she went through them in a day. I asked her "didn't you do laundry before you came?" She said "I thought I could just wear my sandals the whole time." Um, we're at training for how to properly handle hazardous material. I don't think you get to wear sandals in situations like that. She often said "did you eat some fruit for breakfast? We should have salads for lunch and be healthy. Don't forget to take your gatorade in the car. You're eating a waffle for supper? Is that allowed for you?" We'd be doing an exercize looking at a scene and radioing to a guy in another room what we saw. She'd radio something, then she'd tell me "ok, now you tell him that the one barrel is down and has a flammable placard, and it has one open bung. Then the second drum is standing up, has a toxic placard.....blah blah blah." stupid woman, I can pucking see! Not only that, but why did you waste all that breath when you could just be calling it in? Then we'd get inside and she'd tell our instructor just out of the blue "Nick did a really good job at looking for things, I was really impressed," in a genuine compliment. Wow. I could open my eyes and read and then push the button on the radio and say what I saw. If you're impressed by that........

Another guy in the class was reading side effects of being exposed to a chemical, one of which was possible loss of sexual reproduction and/or lowering of libido. She piped in "I better stay well away then, my libido is low enough already." GAG.

We were out at supper one night (at that one restaurant) and I sent a text message to my girlfriend, and apparently she was upset that I wasn't giving her my full attention. She said "are you telling her what a bad date you are?" yeeeaaaahhhhh............ I was texting when we were walking through walmart and she commented on it then, too. I was like seriously, you're not running my life.

I was trying my hardest to be civil all week. About the only way I could was to just be really quiet. She commented on how quiet I was being, and I just thought yeah, you better be glad I'm handling this by being quiet or else your head might be rolling on the floor.

Edited August 2, 200817 yr by KU40

ok, end rant.

Women. . .

She couldn't talk if she was tied up.

Just sayin'

Drop bitches not bombs

Silence is golden, but duct tape is silver?

Duck tape ftw

as a semi-related side note I really really really really really really have to restrain from taking a swing at the comments my sister makes sometimes...

even if we were attending the same university, sharing a two bedroom apartment wasn't the best of ideas...

So I went on a binge today.

Stopped at my parent's house. My mother makes this awesome chicken casserole. She asked me if I wanted some and I obliged. Next thing I know half the casserole is gone and she's mad. Ask's me how much I had. Well, nobody else had any, and I guess there was over 6lbs total and I ate half of it. So after hearing this, I go and weigh myself and sure as shit, I was up to 139lbs! It was awesome!

Shit, now I'm hungry.

http://gei.portals.streamos.com/cc/channel...;packageid=0000

I for one would love to try that steak and see what it really tastes like...

oven looks cool though

So I went on a binge today.

Stopped at my parent's house. My mother makes this awesome chicken casserole. She asked me if I wanted some and I obliged. Next thing I know half the casserole is gone and she's mad. Ask's me how much I had. Well, nobody else had any, and I guess there was over 6lbs total and I ate half of it. So after hearing this, I go and weigh myself and sure as chit, I was up to 139lbs! It was awesome!

Nice work. What is in it? My mom would have had the opposite reaction, though. She'd have been happy that I was eating and gaining weight.

She couldn't talk if she was tied up.

Just sayin'

Drop bitches not bombs

couldn't agree more man!!!

even if we were attending the same university, sharing a two bedroom apartment wasn't the best of ideas...

Boot her out and ask one of her hot friends to move in.

She couldn't talk if she was tied up.

Just sayin'

Drop bitches not bombs

couldn't agree more man!!!

Yeah I would have loved to tie her up and left her on the side of the road.

Edited August 2, 200817 yr by KU40

She couldn't talk if she was tied up.

Just sayin'

Drop bitches not bombs

couldn't agree more man!!!

Yeah I would have loved to tie her up and left her on the side of the road.

I got a truck u can tie her to

Man I'm glad that week is over. the actual 40 hour HAZWOPER training wasn't bad, wearing the suits and being on tanked air was kinda fun. But the lady I was with.......ugh. She's 35 but often acted either 12 and all giddy or acting like my mother, and her mouth NEVER STOPPED. for an ENTIRE WEEK. It was "gosh this restaurant scares me" when it was a brand new place that looked and served very normal american things. I was like, wtf. She wanted to eat at the same restaurant every day. We went into a variety store with a bunch of older or secondhand type stuff and she just had this mortified look on her face the whole time. I went in for fun, but she was totally serious and "wow, this place is so tacky, and it worries and scares me." She brought ONE PAIR of socks for the trip, and we had to go to walmart to buy more because obviously she went through them in a day. I asked her "didn't you do laundry before you came?" She said "I thought I could just wear my sandals the whole time." Um, we're at training for how to properly handle hazardous material. I don't think you get to wear sandals in situations like that. She often said "did you eat some fruit for breakfast? We should have salads for lunch and be healthy. Don't forget to take your gatorade in the car. You're eating a waffle for supper? Is that allowed for you?" We'd be doing an exercize looking at a scene and radioing to a guy in another room what we saw. She'd radio something, then she'd tell me "ok, now you tell him that the one barrel is down and has a flammable placard, and it has one open bung. Then the second drum is standing up, has a toxic placard.....blah blah blah." stupid woman, I can pucking see! Not only that, but why did you waste all that breath when you could just be calling it in? Then we'd get inside and she'd tell our instructor just out of the blue "Nick did a really good job at looking for things, I was really impressed," in a genuine compliment. Wow. I could open my eyes and read and then push the button on the radio and say what I saw. If you're impressed by that........

Another guy in the class was reading side effects of being exposed to a chemical, one of which was possible loss of sexual reproduction and/or lowering of libido. She piped in "I better stay well away then, my libido is low enough already." GAG.

We were out at supper one night (at that one restaurant) and I sent a text message to my girlfriend, and apparently she was upset that I wasn't giving her my full attention. She said "are you telling her what a bad date you are?" yeeeaaaahhhhh............ I was texting when we were walking through walmart and she commented on it then, too. I was like seriously, you're not running my life.

I was trying my hardest to be civil all week. About the only way I could was to just be really quiet. She commented on how quiet I was being, and I just thought yeah, you better be glad I'm handling this by being quiet or else your head might be rolling on the floor.

You should have tried to poke her.

http://gei.portals.streamos.com/cc/channel...;packageid=0000

I for one would love to try that steak and see what it really tastes like...

oven looks cool though

I have no interest in the "tri" portion of that oven. I'd also like to see a better convection system in it. The price point is sure nicer than everything I have been looking at, but unless they improve the normal functions I am not interested.