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WHALE PENIS LEATHER INTERIOR

like they say, go foreskin or go home.

It's an old nauticle phrase.

I am sure that thing is reliable as ...... well.... I am sure it is not reliable.

Russian vehicles, it's common practice for them to overbuild the parts that fail often and fix nothing by that.

If it would only get marginally warmer so I can work on 2 installs....

Having no insulation or heating in the garage sucks.

*sigh*

my dog is eating TP. by the roll.

I don't know how to stop this. I caught him and he nearly cried when I said "no" belly up. The fear of god was in him, but for some reason he sees that TP as ambrosia.

My son uses half a roll to wipe and stuffs it all down the toilet. I miss that level of innocence and discovery with out fear or knowledge of the potential results of my actions.

Man way to make me sound like an A hole.

=D

Inside I laugh it is cute, but at 3 am the wife doesn't like grabbing for tp and getting a handfull of drool...

Umm that was not my intent.

I know but I'm picking a fight with anyone who will talk to me today. I should go back into competing in weight lifting or martial arts or wrestling. I have too much pent up emotions.

=D

I didn't sleep much last night, again. Sorry I was meaning to be more funny than I was.

Ahh, I understand. I know, my brain and body are off since I have not been in the gym daily for the last 2 months.

Miserable day today

87°F Temperature

80°F Dew Point

103°F Heat Index

79% Humidity

ugh

I think my ailing health is compounding outside issues. I need to get over this hump.

Maybe a good c adiction would work. I could get alot done always be perky and loose tons of weight.11

It's a miracle drug. Might help the depression short term too!

lol

Cynicism, i has it

:walks around in a circle angry for no particular reason:

Miserable day today

87°F Temperature

80°F Dew Point

103°F Heat Index

79% Humidity

ugh

I like it. Send it my way please.

I think my ailing health is compounding outside issues. I need to get over this hump.

Maybe a good c adiction would work. I could get alot done always be perky and loose tons of weight.11

It's a miracle drug. Might help the depression short term too!

lol

Cynicism, i has it

Seriously, I am telling you guys there is nothing like scareing the shit out of people. Doing this greatly makes a lot of people feel good.

Yeah, I would take that weather as well. It's 45, overcast, rainy and one of my daughters has a powder puff football game at 5 FTL!!!!

Finally my 401k has a positive return

I think my ailing health is compounding outside issues. I need to get over this hump.

Maybe a good c adiction would work. I could get alot done always be perky and loose tons of weight.11

It's a miracle drug. Might help the depression short term too!

lol

Cynicism, i has it

Schadenfreude is a wonderful thing

LOL

I don't want others to be in pain.... I just don't wanna see them happy is all!

that's not too much to ask....

Zapco AG1000 for $250, damn good price. Must...not...log on to pp account

if i don't get laid this weekend i'm pulling out all the stops, chubby chasing if i have to

The wife agreed to a Pantera...in 2 years. I had to make the trade to go down to one car in the interim and put a lift in my garage. Then she is okay with it

sweet!

You act as though you doubted me.

no doubt, just excited to see the Pantera and lift finally happening

I just want a shot of the undercarriage of said Pantera on the lift. Big f'n 427 in a light weight italian body =

Not positive it will be a 427, if it is it will be an aluminum small block

The wife agreed to a Pantera...in 2 years. I had to make the trade to go down to one car in the interim and put a lift in my garage. Then she is okay with it

sweet!

You act as though you doubted me.

no doubt, just excited to see the Pantera and lift finally happening

I just want a shot of the undercarriage of said Pantera on the lift. Big f'n 427 in a light weight italian body =

Badass car. Are you going to drive it or just keep it as a show car?

Show car? You don't know me very well. Just to fit I am going to have to cut it up, it will be a driver not a show car

chubby chasing, rofl

The wife agreed to a Pantera...in 2 years. I had to make the trade to go down to one car in the interim and put a lift in my garage. Then she is okay with it

sweet!

You act as though you doubted me.

no doubt, just excited to see the Pantera and lift finally happening

I just want a shot of the undercarriage of said Pantera on the lift. Big f'n 427 in a light weight italian body =

Badass car. Are you going to drive it or just keep it as a show car?

Show car? You don't know me very well. Just to fit I am going to have to cut it up, it will be a driver not a show car

I take it that you are very tall.

show cars are for people with too much money that can't drive. How far are you going to have to move the seat to fit the car? I thought they were relatively roomy inside, but I feel like this has been discussed before.

show cars are for people with too much money that can't drive. How far are you going to have to move the seat to fit the car? I thought they were relatively roomy inside, but I feel like this has been discussed before.

That is not true I have 2 show cars.

that you don't drive? What are they?

then again, IMO a show car is kinda like a trophy wife....adjectives that just don't make sense.

my dog is eating TP. by the roll.

I don't know how to stop this. I caught him and he nearly cried when I said "no" belly up. The fear of god was in him, but for some reason he sees that TP as ambrosia.

My son uses half a roll to wipe and stuffs it all down the toilet. I miss that level of innocence and discovery with out fear or knowledge of the potential results of my actions.

Man way to make me sound like an A hole.

=D

Inside I laugh it is cute, but at 3 am the wife doesn't like grabbing for tp and getting a handfull of drool...

Umm that was not my intent.

I know but I'm picking a fight with anyone who will talk to me today. I should go back into competing in weight lifting or martial arts or wrestling. I have too much pent up emotions.

=D

I didn't sleep much last night, again. Sorry I was meaning to be more funny than I was.

i remember when chewy would grab the end of the roll and run with it, all through the house. Luckily he just outgrew it, and we kept the bathroom door closed.

that you don't drive? What are they?

38 Plymouth Coupe and 61 Plymouth Fury.

I do not really understand this FCC net neutrality thing. It sounded like the FCC was watching out for consumers at first making sure ISP's can't railroad it's users. But now they won't even give out information about the new bill, untill/if it passes. And it's a long stretch to making sure pron hounds and perverts rights are protected, from the "if you drop an F bomb durring TV your fined 50bajillion dollars"

Something smells like bad tuna jackets.