You forgot the legalization of marijuana and prostitution

Pot is in my rant.

and yes throw Rachel Maddow under the same bus as Glenn Beck and Rush Limbaugh

hell I'll throw her bitch ass under it!

I would love to have a moderate commentator show where they conveniently splice video clips together to present their point so they can condescendingly bash public officials that do not agree with the masses while talking down to both fringes and constantly rip into people of possible future power.

I believe they already have two of those on Comedy Central

and reformation of the tax code

I touched on it a little, but yes I agree.

this is why I don't read things in the morning...I don't read thoroughly enough...blah

and yes throw Rachel Maddow under the same bus as Glenn Beck and Rush Limbaugh

hell I'll throw her bitch ass under it!

I would love to have a moderate commentator show where they conveniently splice video clips together to present their point so they can condescendingly bash public officials that do not agree with the masses while talking down to both fringes and constantly rip into people of possible future power.

I believe they already have two of those on Comedy Central

I would vote for Colbert. No one can quip with an opponent like he can.

*goes back to lenovo outlet to snipe a laptop for his sister*

Intel Core 2 Duo T6400, 4GB RAM, 320GB hard drive for 537, mmmm

Anyone happen (accidentally wrote "happy" subconsciously at first ) to see our illustrious Baltimore City Mayor be found guilty for stealing and corruption? Go lefties and the pussy foot righties who felt guilty because the Mayor is a black woman, and voted her back into office.

Intel Core 2 Duo T6400, 4GB RAM, 320GB hard drive for 537, mmmm

Buy it and get it crunching for SETI.USA.

We don't crunch 'round here, boy

We don't crunch 'round here, boy

Great smilie! We (SETI.USA), need help with many protein projects such as Folding@home, QMC and Rosetta.

(828): Santa Claus winked at me two tables over at the Chinese place tonight I was almost afraid he knew "getting laid" was my Christmas wish

(309): I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS

(352): Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?

Holy hell those are all epic. Usually when I say LOL I'm not LOLing, but I really just was.

and yes throw Rachel Maddow under the same bus as Glenn Beck and Rush Limbaugh

hell I'll throw her bitch ass under it!

I would love to have a moderate commentator show where they conveniently splice video clips together to present their point so they can condescendingly bash public officials that do not agree with the masses while talking down to both fringes and constantly rip into people of possible future power.

I believe they already have two of those on Comedy Central

I would vote for Colbert. No one can quip with an opponent like he can.

john really fucked up jim crammer that one time. id love he could do that more.

Ohh and I love the quotes from Texts from Last night. I've seen some pretty good ones to say the least.

Best text I ever got was the day after my birthday from 2:00 am the night before. It read:

"im in the hospital......party"

Come to find out my bud got laid out and had his jaw broken. Then had to be airlifted to Mayo because he was swallowing a ton of blood from a messed up artery in his jaw then had to have his jaw wired shut for a month and a half.

Doesn't sound like a party to me.

and yes throw Rachel Maddow under the same bus as Glenn Beck and Rush Limbaugh

hell I'll throw her bitch ass under it!

I would love to have a moderate commentator show where they conveniently splice video clips together to present their point so they can condescendingly bash public officials that do not agree with the masses while talking down to both fringes and constantly rip into people of possible future power.

I believe they already have two of those on Comedy Central

I would vote for Colbert. No one can quip with an opponent like he can.

john really fucked up jim crammer that one time. id love he could do that more.

Stewart is very sharp, but he is always very prepped for his interviews. Colbert, though more joking, is much more on the fly.