Posted June 10, 201015 yr Admin Cory and I where sitting around thinking of some funny stuff to come up with our upcoming video's at competitions. We came up with a few funny ending lines that will be spoken out and typed on screen as our TeamSSA disclaimer. Read through what we have, then perhaps think a few funny things yourselves, and we'll add them if they are good enough. Here we go...#1. Team SSA is not responsible for you blowing up your equipment while trying to keep pace with Team SSA.#2. Team SSA is not responsible for your girlfriend dumping you for another and/or multiple Team SSA members.#3. Team SSA does not supply kleenex, so please bring your own.#4. Team SSA is not responsible for any "Public Displays of Affection" toward our products and/or teammates in the public's view.#5. Team SSA is not responsible for your un-controlable URGES towards our equipment and/or teammates and/or multiple teammates.Feel free to share any thing that comes to mind. I will add anything to the above list if it's good We are going to put this at the end of our team video's as the "out-tro". PS, this is obviously in fun, so lighten up!
June 10, 201015 yr #2. Team SSA is not responsible for your girlfriend dumping you for another and/or multiple Team SSA members.^^ Pretty much sums up my ex, damn my loud moofas Team SSA will not pay for you to go through Bassahaulics Anonymous after listening to their stereos.Team SSA will not pay for you to go through Ear Sexahaulics Anonymous after listening to their stereos.Team SSA will not be held responsible for sudden urges to fornicate with a pole vent, or caress a dustcap.
June 10, 201015 yr Author Admin #2. Team SSA is not responsible for your girlfriend dumping you for another and/or multiple Team SSA members.^^ Pretty much sums up my ex, damn my loud moofas Team SSA will not pay for you to go through Bassahaulics Anonymous after listening to their stereos.Team SSA will not pay for you to go through Ear Sexahaulics Anonymous after listening to their stereos.Team SSA will not be held responsible for sudden urges to fornicate with a pole vent, or caress a dustcap.Now thats funny
June 10, 201015 yr Team SSA is not responsible for breaking glass or making you go deaf.Team SSA is not responsible is not responsible if you get a loud music ticket.Pretty much everything i came up with...........
June 10, 201015 yr #2. Team SSA is not responsible for your girlfriend dumping you for another and/or multiple Team SSA members.^^ Pretty much sums up my ex, damn my loud moofas Team SSA will not pay for you to go through Bassahaulics Anonymous after listening to their stereos.Team SSA will not pay for you to go through Ear Sexahaulics Anonymous after listening to their stereos.Team SSA will not be held responsible for sudden urges to fornicate with a pole vent, or caress a dustcap.Uhhh....
June 10, 201015 yr #2. Team SSA is not responsible for your girlfriend dumping you for another and/or multiple Team SSA members.^^ Pretty much sums up my ex, damn my loud moofas Team SSA will not pay for you to go through Bassahaulics Anonymous after listening to their stereos.Team SSA will not pay for you to go through Ear Sexahaulics Anonymous after listening to their stereos.Team SSA will not be held responsible for sudden urges to fornicate with a pole vent, or caress a dustcap.Uhhh.... Look in RobClay's sig Happy birthday dvalue!
June 10, 201015 yr Im liking this even though i have nothing to add. Mark look at my updated sig improvents.
June 10, 201015 yr Author Admin Im liking this even though i have nothing to add. Mark look at my updated sig improvents.haha, very nice. lolz
June 10, 201015 yr Im liking this even though i have nothing to add. Mark look at my updated sig improvents.haha, very nice. lolzEven more power will come sooner than you think but alright, last time with this off topic stuff. On with thread.
June 11, 201015 yr Team SSA will not be responsible for erections lasting longer than four hours.Team SSA will be responsible for Haters hatin'Team SSA has noted the following side effects:-temporary loss of bladder control-sudden uncontrollable orgasms-blurred or loss of vision-excessive attention from complete strangers-rhythmic tremors-and in some reported cases Team SSA has noted severe colon evacuation in older individuals.Please contact your dealer if you want to experience these symptoms.Give your ears an orgasm, they'll thank you for it.
June 11, 201015 yr Team SSA will not be responsible for erections lasting longer than four hours.Team SSA will be responsible for Haters hatin'Team SSA has noted the following side effects:-temporary loss of bladder control-sudden uncontrollable orgasms-blurred or loss of vision-excessive attention from complete strangers-rhythmic tremors-and in some reported cases Team SSA has noted severe colon evacuation in older individuals.Please contact your dealer if you want to experience these symptoms.Give your ears an orgasm, they'll thank you for it.LOL.. lovin those... colon evacuation in older individuals LMAO..
June 11, 201015 yr Author Admin Team SSA will not be responsible for erections lasting longer than four hours.Team SSA will be responsible for Haters hatin'Team SSA has noted the following side effects:-temporary loss of bladder control-sudden uncontrollable orgasms-blurred or loss of vision-excessive attention from complete strangers-rhythmic tremors-and in some reported cases Team SSA has noted severe colon evacuation in older individuals.Please contact your dealer if you want to experience these symptoms.Give your ears an orgasm, they'll thank you for it.this is classic. nice work.
June 11, 201015 yr Team SSA is not responsible for possible side effects of (and probable embarrassment resulting from) experiencing The Brown NoteTeam SSA is proud to be responsible for the 1st place trophy you just lost.
June 11, 201015 yr Team SSA is not responsible for possible side effects of (and probable embarrassment resulting from) experiencing The Brown NoteTeam SSA is proud to be responsible for the 1st place trophy you just lost.That's a good one!
June 11, 201015 yr If you can read this, you're not sitting in a Team SSA Member's ride!Team SSA would like to warn you, we are the cause of the Big Bang!
June 12, 201015 yr Author Admin If you can read this, you're not sitting in a Team SSA Member's ride!Team SSA would like to warn you, we are the cause of the Big Bang!haha, your really good at this Jay.
October 8, 201014 yr Team SSA is not responsible for your jail due INVOLUNTARY MANSLAUGHTER due to BLOWNING PEOPLES MINDS.Team SSA is however responsible for causing P.D.S. in all women.P.D.S.(panty dropping syndrome)Team SSA is also responsible for the 3way between its members your girlfriend/wife and her bestfriend.Team SSA will ultimately be the cause of why you quit trying and re think you whole life.PS if of the listed is anything worth being on the Offical list MARK or Denim P.M. for my Great discount on the Xcon Ive Been wanting.hahahaha.....seriously tho let me know.
April 24, 201213 yr ripping sheet metal and breaking glass needs to be added . also very tangled hairdoos
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.