Glory hole behind the barn at the corn maze?

And this is why I shouldn't read the hop in class.

All the cool kids pee their pants!

Glory hole behind the barn at the corn maze?

It's called a metaphor. It's secret. That's why it's called metaphor. That's what metaphor means. Secret.

....hmmmm behind the boat house you will show them your dark secret.

Need more help on BOINC.

Damnit. I will hook up the old PC, the new PC and the room mates and we will get you back on top.

Are there any that need massively parallel graphics card work? I'm have my SLI rig overclocked and could probably kick some serious ass for you.

A few thousand cores should help a bit at least.

Any additional power is awesome. Graphics wise, the primegrid surely would be sweet. Moo wrapper, SETI, milkyway and Einstein are others that might. That would kick ass for any bit of computing power added.

Just found out I no longer need to take Differential Equations, and three more classes tacked on to my current plan lands me a double major.

Wrong Miss Universe Canada Crowned Due to World's Worst Typo

Denise Garrido

managed to hold on to her Miss Universe Canada title for a solid 24

hours before officials yanked it away. It seems she was crowned by

mistake.

http://gawker.com/wrong-miss-universe-canada-crowned-due-to-typo-510253341

 

Oops.

Edited May 30, 201312 yr by stefanhinote

Gimme dat crown bitch!

 

A man in Salem, Oregon took his obsession with correct spelling slightly too far on Wednesday morning when he threatened to blow up a government building's sign because a word was misspelled on it.

According to the Statesman Journal,

Leonard Burdek, 50, allegedly walked into Salem's Teacher Standards and

Practices Commission office on Wednesday carrying a pressure cooker. He

informed employees there that he'd just tried to blow up their sign

because the “d” was missing from the “and,” making the sign read:

“Teacher Standards an Practices Commission.”

“He walked quite confidently into our office as though he had a

mission, and I think that was what alarmed me right off the bat,”

Executive Director Vickie Chamberlain said.

Burdek

reportedly told the employees that his bomb didn't detonate, blaming the

failure in part on the bomb's downloaded directions, which, according

to Burdek, also contained misspellings.

Burdek left after Chamberlain asked him to, taking the pressure cooker with him, and employees called police.

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“He was probably in here a minute and a half or so,” Chamberlain

said. “If he had left the bomb, we certainly would have evacuated.”

Police

found Burdek nearby in his van and arrested him, though they discovered

the "bomb" was just a pressure cooker, with no explosives in it or

alterations made to it.

http://gawker.com/man-threatens-to-blow-up-government-building-sign-over-510411499

Wrong Miss Universe Canada Crowned Due to World's Worst Typo

Denise Garrido

managed to hold on to her Miss Universe Canada title for a solid 24

hours before officials yanked it away. It seems she was crowned by

mistake.

http://gawker.com/wrong-miss-universe-canada-crowned-due-to-typo-510253341

 

Oops.

She's fucking insanely beautiful!

    For nearly three hours’ worth of his reality show, What Would Ryan Lochte Do?,

I watched Ryan Lochte shout and spasm and sigh and, most frequently,

look historically, paralyzingly confused. I have seen him in his natural

habitat: sweaty-faced, glowing under trashy-bar neons, teetering

drunkenly in front of enamored-and-then-usually-very-bored girls who are

holding tiny purses and pretending to smile.

    This is because Ryan Lochte is just barely a person. He is a walking

treatise on bro culture: driven only by his basest impulses, no

restraint, going hard, going big, getting your back, shredded abs, hot

dog/penis jokes, iPhone pictures of friends mid-vomit. He is a

debauched, self-impressed, permanently aloof human Labrador who thinks

every night at some club named BREATHE or THE AREA or something named

after an AXE body spray fragrance is worth mythologizing. Ryan Lochte is

a Jagerbomb: juvenile, completely devoid of subtlety, responsible for

tremendously regrettable female decisions.

    He is someone who would find branding his own energy drink as the

pinnacle of human expression. Who would chest-bump his mother or

sincerely refer to his testicles by name—which would, inevitably, be

something like TRON and KEVIN. He is immune to doubt or self-reflection,

unless he is reflecting on that girl he fucked or that burger he

totally crushed. He is obsessed with KILLING IT and co-opting the

never-cool remnants of pop culture trends from five years ago: grills,

SWAG, Keffiyeh scarves,

wearing knit hats indoors, rosary beads. He’s attractive in a plastic,

Mattel-doll way, artificial-looking and with the practiced intensity of a

model in one of those style books they keep at Supercuts.

http://www.vice.com/en_au/read/ryan-lochte-is-a-human-jagerbomb

My new fucking hair cut?

You guys who wanted knives.... Not a bad deal if you must have the block style.

http://www.woot.com/offers/shun-edo-9pc-block-set

Mike lawl.

http://www.woot.com/plus/zmodo-security-1

Woot is all about mike today.

My new fucking hair cut?

 

Jagar bombz!

Well, I found out my application to LSU NO med school was rejected today. It sucks, but i talked to my research professor and i can do a masters in the next year and reapply for MD/PhD so at least i have a plan...
On a lighter and more positive note, one more year for LSU football and tailgating LOL

Well, I found out my application to LSU NO med school was rejected today. It sucks, but i talked to my research professor and i can do a masters in the next year and reapply for MD/PhD so at least i have a plan...

On a lighter and more positive note, one more year for LSU football and tailgating LOL

You better start interning with a alumni MD if you wanna have a chance of getting accepted.

Girl with the ugly tat

 

Already hit it.

Never know. She might be wore out like a 5 gallon bucket

Never know. She might be wore out like a 5 gallon bucket

Hard to fit in anything smaller. I like those hefty bags as rubbers.

LMAO, SKAM Audio

 

Roflmao

I think I need a tablet and or laptop. I also think I should get a good business attache, briefcase, or bag. Need something to work instead of my backpack in case I have to look a bit more formal. Zero Halli maybe?

Anyone got suggestions?

I really like my Surface tablet.  Bags, haven't got a clue.  I rock an Eberlestock Cherrybomb as a daily bag but it isn't 'business'.

Lol

Bring your carbine to work day, friendly.

Do you have surface pro or RT?

Edited May 30, 201312 yr by dem beats