April 26, 201510 yr Besides, if I wanted any lip from you, I would scrape it off my zipper.If I wanted to hear from an asshole, I'd fart.
April 26, 201510 yr Oh dude, thank you for the laughs. I sincerely needed them just now.No problem, your joke was good too, what happened today that made you upset? Some guy walk into your tatoo shop, whip out his dick and ask you to pierce it for him?
April 26, 201510 yr If assholes where airplanes, I would be in an airport right now is all I'm saying.I am sitting on a TigerAir plane right now. Tight as an asshole as the seats are SMALL
April 26, 201510 yr Has been a rough day. Tried avoiding ppl at all costs.so now I am not a person. Seanbot
April 26, 201510 yr What's your blood pressure? Weight? BMI? Hell, just for giggles, what did your dr say?My bottom numbers stays above 110 with out my meds...with meds bottom number stays around 85-90...I am currently about 270lb and 6 foot,not fat I am just a big framed guy but not a Richard Simmons mofo...would not hurt for me to skip a few meals.. And Dr. said he thought the mild heart attack I thought I had at night was acid reflux....No way am I buying that I have dealt with acid reflux all my life..Get a stress test.I was told the same thing when I Thought I had an attack. already had one remember? i posted the results came back fine..
April 26, 201510 yr If assholes where airplanes, I would be in an airport right now is all I'm saying.I am sitting on a TigerAir plane right now. Tight as an asshole as the seats are SMALLWhat time is it where your at?
April 26, 201510 yr I think I just had my first homosexual experience. I was wiping my ass, and my thumb slipped off the paper. And, well, the rest is history. LOL Dirty Mofo! The whole thumb?
April 26, 201510 yr About 20 min ahead of schedule, went to sleep about 9:30 ish I guess.. No crazy shit tonight though..
April 26, 201510 yr Has been a rough day. Tried avoiding ppl at all costs.so now I am not a person. SeanbotYou are more of a force of nature.... Like herpes or something.:-)May not show symptoms now... But your always there.
April 26, 201510 yr Wife is out of the house. Whole bed to myself until the dog finds out....Mingus vodka and tramadol.Bottoms up.
April 26, 201510 yr My current flare up is epic in it's inflammation level.My right knee looks like bloody wax paper. Yeesh.
April 26, 201510 yr Has been a rough day. Tried avoiding ppl at all costs.so now I am not a person. SeanbotOne of the few ppl I actually enjoyed talking to today. Had to write a little not to snap. Helped writing to a person. Thanks btw
April 26, 201510 yr Wife is out of the house. Whole bed to myself until the dog finds out....Mingus vodka and tramadol.Bottoms up.How did you manage that luck? I couldn't get my wife to fall off the edge of earth if I tried. Ok, maybe if I tried, but still.
April 26, 201510 yr If assholes where airplanes, I would be in an airport right now is all I'm saying.I am sitting on a TigerAir plane right now. Tight as an asshole as the seats are SMALLThis is the way the joke is suppose to be. If assholes were airplanes, SMD would be an airport. I couldnt wait to use it tactfully though. Was burning a hole in my brain.
April 26, 201510 yr Wife is out of the house. Whole bed to myself until the dog finds out....Mingus vodka and tramadol.Bottoms up.How did you manage that luck? I couldn't get my wife to fall off the edge of earth if I tried. Ok, maybe if I tried, but still.She promised a friend she would help set up a bday party for a little human.I'm not taking proper advantage. No strippers or coke.
April 26, 201510 yr Wife is out of the house. Whole bed to myself until the dog finds out....Mingus vodka and tramadol.Bottoms up.How did you manage that luck? I couldn't get my wife to fall off the edge of earth if I tried. Ok, maybe if I tried, but still.She promised a friend she would help set up a bday party for a little human.I'm not taking proper advantage. No strippers or coke.
April 26, 201510 yr Has been a rough day. Tried avoiding ppl at all costs.so now I am not a person. SeanbotOne of the few ppl I actually enjoyed talking to today. Had to write a little not to snap. Helped writing to a person. Thanks btwOur mansies must be on the same cycle. Seanbot helped me out too.The guy can be alright sometimes when he's not trying to feel up your thighs.
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