January 3, 201015 yr Lol some of these qualify as hoopties but some of them are just stupid excess.Definition:Basically, a piece of shit car. Usually cheap and/or broken down. Can be any size, make or model, but must (or should) be embarrassing to drive for some reason, such as when you bump the stereo all the plastic "effects" you have hot-glued to the exterior rattle, instantly betraying the cheapness of your bling.A hoopty can be anything from a '78 Cadillac Brogham with the panels missing in front of the brake lights (but replaced on only one side with duct tape), to a fine purple two-year old Hyundai Elantra with three spinner hubcaps and a vanity plate that reads BBY GRL.
April 7, 201015 yr what's wrong with this one?Its really clean but the front bumper is weird with the gap in the middle.
September 8, 201015 yr That car serves no purpose now. I bet the drive shaft angle is all to hell if some one did this to my old school i would shoot em.
September 8, 201015 yr things that make you go hmmmmm Edited September 8, 201015 yr by DiabolicCustoms
September 8, 201015 yr Don't know if you all know about "Donkey Kong" Now seriously people actualy think that is cool?!?! That is such a horible thing to do to a car.
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