"You were saying something about good intenetions?"

"Mine's the wallet that says 'bad mother fudgeer' on it."

"If he shows up in Indo China I want a ^#$$%*^ watin in a bowl to pop a cap in his ass".

All Pulp Fiction

"I am Jack's colon. I give Jack Cancer. I kill Jack."

"Look at the braces wrapped around the ashtray. Might make a good anti-smoking ad."

"The final rule of fight club is 'if tonight is your first night you have to fight'"

Fight Club.

And last but not least the guessing game quote for a digital cookie (from a fav movie and a fav quote)

"May the wind always be at your back

The sun shine down upon your face

And May the winds of destiny carry you aloft to dance with the stars."

J

How to inprove Star Wars quotes...

http://starpants.ytmnd.com/

Jordan, I know that last one, but the movie title is escaping me at the moment.

I'm a comedy nerd. Here are some awsome quotes from my three favorite comedy actors.

"Shampoo is better, I go on first and clean the hair."

"He called the chit poo!"

"ohhh I see what's going on here" (in reguards to a pengiun)

''Back to school, back to school. Prove to daddy I'm not a fool. I got my lunch pack packed and my shoes tied tight..."

"H2O!"

"Vicky Vallencourt showed me her boobies"

"How can they learn if they cant even fit in the building! It needs to be at least...THREE TIMES THAT SIZE!"

"I'm not an ambiturner"

"Relax, go to it"

"Derek Zoolander's center for kids who cant read good and want to learn how to do other stuff good too"

"I think we should mate"

"That's me, taking the bull by the horns. It's a metaphor. But it actually happened."

And pretty much my all time favorite comedy actor in two of my favorite movies ever... Also two of the most quoteable for funny situations.

"I look good...no I look really good. HEY EVERYONE! Come and see how good I look!"

"I wanna be on you"

"It's the pants, the pleats. They complements the crotchal region"

"Brick, where'd you get a gernade?"

"Gonna find my baby gonna hold her tight gonna grab some afternoon delight"

"Take me to pleasure town"

"Oh we're going there!"

"Oh please, well I dabble"

"Milk was a bad choice"

"BAXTOR!"

"I dont know if you heard but I did over 1000 reps"

"I'm gonna be honest with you, that smells like straight gasoline."

"I will not eat cat poo!"

"Attention everyone, I have an important and urgent announcement. I need everyone to stop what they are doing and listen! CANNON BALL!"

"You might want to lay low for the next few weeks"

"I'm gonna come at you like a spider monkey."

"Yeah, I'm glad they are talking to you like that, because they're winners and winners do what they want"

"I wanna go fast."

"Momma, I'm going fast."

"I am so paralyzed!"

"I'm all hyped up on moutian dew"

"Dear Lord Baby Jesus"

"Dear God, please be 18"

"Awwwwww BITCH!"

"I'm just a Big Ol' Southern-American winning machiene, that's all there is to it"

"Help me Jesus, help me Jewish Guy, help me Tom Cruise. Tom Cruise use your magic to get the fire off me!"

"No, I will not say I like crapes"

"Thoes little flat panakes? Oh I love thoes little things"

"What we've got here is failure to communicate."

"I love the smell of napalm in the morning."

"A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti."

"Let me tell you something, pendejo. You pull any of your crazy chit with us, you flash your piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you and stick it up your ass and pull the effing trigger 'til it goes, click."

Maude Lebowski: What do you do for recreation?

The Dude: Oh, the usual. I bowl. Drive around. The occasional acid flashback.

Ernest Hemingway once wrote, "The world is a fine place and worth fighting for." I agree with the second part.

Tim: There he is!

King Arthur: Where?

Tim: There!

King Arthur: What? Behind the rabbit?

Tim: It *is* the rabbit!

King Arthur: You silly sod!

Tim: What?

King Arthur: You got us all worked up!

Tim: Well, that's no ordinary rabbit.

King Arthur: Ohh.

Tim: That's the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on!

Sir Robin: You tit! I soiled my armor I was so scared!

Tim: Look, that rabbit's got a vicious streak a mile wide! It's a killer!

Sir Galahad: Get stuffed!

Tim: He'll do you up a treat, mate.

Sir Galahad: Oh, yeah?

Sir Robin: You mangy Scots git!

Tim: I'm warning you!

Sir Robin: What's he do? Nibble your bum?

Tim: He's got huge, sharp... er... He can leap about. Look at the bones!

King Arthur: Go on, Bors. Chop his head off!

Sir Bors: Right! Silly little bleeder. One rabbit stew comin' right up!

[after Bors is killed by the killer rabbit]

Tim: I *warned* you, but did you listen to me? Oh, no, you *knew*, didn't you? Oh, it's just a harmless little *bunny*, isn't it?

All i can think of for now. Later, Chris.

"Remember, remember the 5th of November."

"I want you to shoot it all over my face!"

People should not be afraid of their goverments, goverments should be afraid of their people.

nice.........nice..........and the movie is blow.

J