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I was clicking around because I'm bored being the only one here at work today, and saw that the SSA chat actually works here, all the others are blocked. Just wish there was someone in there to talk to

I want to save myself the $50 monthly fee for a blackberry Pearl, so im thinking of buying online, but where. So far I have checked Amazon.ca, and TigerDirect.ca, what are some more websites to find a CDMA phone so Verizon/Sprint Blackberry Pearl, Contract Free phone. Let me know!

lol idk it's been a while since I posted, and I came across this illusion on the internet it's pretty wild... Yeah it's actually a series of concentric circles, if you don't believe it take your fingers and trace them around. I spent about 10 minutes lookin at this crap lol.

A husband walks into Fredrick's of Hollywood to purchase some sheer > > > > >lingerie for his wife. He is shown several possibilities that range > > > > >from $250 to $500 in price, the more sheer, the higher the price. He > > opts > > > > >for the most sheer item, pays the $500 and takes the lingerie home. > > > > > > > > > >He presents it to his wife and asks her to go upstairs, put it on and > > > > >model it for him. Upstairs, the wife thinks, "I have an idea. It's > so > > > > >sheer > > > > >that it might as well be nothing. I won't put i…

U know you've had plenty... Been hangin out with ur friends or teammates just socializin and every now and then... someone will say somethin that can be taken WAY out of context... Well, i like to do that alot to people, hehe, many on here knows that if u leave yourself open for a joke, i'm gonna nail u for it. So, what kinda joke scenarios u got? I wanna see if i can find some good ones, hehe. I'll tell ya some of mine. haha, oh the days... hehe, i love this one- Story #1- So i was at my buddy's house foolin around with his box and stereo tryin to get it loud one time for a show commin up. After a while, i got tired of messin with the box and i started foolin with the…

New Mint Flavored Birth Control Pill The Cadbury's Candy Co. and Merck Drug Co. Have combined to market the new Mint flavored birth control pill that women may take immediately before sex. The Pill will be distributed by the large major drug store chains and Wal-Mart's Pharmacies. They're going to be called.... "Pre-dick-a-mints." wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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Hey, man, sorry about the little confrontation that me & you got into the other day. I am only on here to gain knowledge about the subject at hand, as well as share my knowledge with others...I understand that you were just trying to look out for the others on here, but honestly, I really am not trying to get over on anyone in any kind of way. Hope you accept my apology.

Just wanted to say happy father's day to all ya'll fathers out there!! I hope you guys have a good one.

A possible job opportunity has presented itself; however, it is a good 1,000 miles (according to Google Maps) away near Augusta, GA. Because of this, I've been scouring the internet for days now gathering information, but 1st hand knowledge almost always trumps the internet. What I'm looking for most is information on the different neighborhoods. I'm not picky about where I live, I'd just rather not have to worry about getting mugged/shot at, have my stuff constantly stolen by junkies, and the like. A little culture wouldn't hurt, nor would easy access to shopping and/or farmer's markets. Any additional information, large or small, will be greatly appreciated as well.

I DJ on the side. I have never attempted to make any remixes or mash-ups, BUT thought I'd give it a try. I took Lloyd - Lay It Down vocals and put some older(1996) Snoop and 2Pac - Vapors beats under it. Download Here! PEACE

Is there a time line set to where I cant edit my posts after a while. I had pictures in a post of mine and reorganized my photo account breaking the links, then went to edit to reconnect the links but cant.

this just alittle game i play when im bored or cant sleep at night well there doing a promotion whoever gets 50 refferals gets 5,000 quarts of oil in the game. i jsut started playing and this would allow me to get a good start in the game. to be a refferal for me all you have to do is make a username and a password and give them a email address. they will send one email address as a verification that is the only email you will receieve no spam or nothing. this is the link http://hotrodwars.com/register.php?REF=3889 if you do it thanks a bunch if not i hope ya have a good night. post your username here also and if you decide to play ill help ya out

A guy walks into a pharmacy and says to the pharmacist, "Listen, I have three girls coming over tonight. I've never had three girls at once, and I need something to keep me horny...keep me potent." The pharmacist reaches under the counter, unlocks the bottom drawer and takes out a small cardboard box marked with a label "Viagra Extra Strength" and says, "Here, if you eat this, you'll go nuts for twelve hours." The guy says, "Gimme three boxes." The next day the guy walks into the same pharmacy goes up to the pharmacist and pulls down his pants. The pharmacist looks in horror as he notices the man's jewels are black and blue, and the skin is hanging off in some places. …

LeBron James makes $55,000 after the following... .26 Games 7.73 Points 1.97 Rebounds 2.2 Assists You will need to work 333.64 years in order to make LeBron James' annual salary. http://espn.go.com/espn/thelife/salary/ ::cries::

A man is at work one day when he notices that his male co-worker is wearing an earring. This man knows his co-worker to be a normally conservative fellow, and is curious about his sudden change in fashion sense. "Yo, Bob, I didn't know you were into earrings." "Oh, yeah, sure," says Bob sheepishly. "Really? How long have you been wearing one?" "Ever since my wife found it in our bed." oops.... wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Just like the title states. Anyone near there?

usually my camera wont capture flex, but u can in this one. Im gonna have to get some steel tubing cuz it goes almost 3" and air BLOWS through the port through the whole cabin went outta town to do some box business, on the way back on the interstate I put the windows al the way up... I usually leave at least a few inch gap otherwise the subs get choked out. All the way up the doors flexed almost 3", thought they were gonna rip and tear. The port was blowing mad air, circulating the whole cabin. I wish I had paper with or somethin to show it. built the box for ty, gonna put a false floor on top the box fillin the whole trunk

some one helped me with my box about 3 maybe 5 years ago i donno.. anyway if you did it get at me please sir, thanks gentle mens

Maria was a devoted, religious girl. She got married and had 17 children. Then her husband died. She remarried two weeks later, and had 22 children by her next husband. Then he died. A while later, she died. At the funeral, the priest looked skyward and said, "At least they're finally together." A guy sitting in the front row said, "Excuse me, father, but do you mean her and her first husband, or her and her second husband?" The priest said, "I mean her legs." wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

So now everyone can stop complaining about how thye cain't make it to the post office.. :thud: Check it

that's great, I'm trying to use my schnauser as my avater, but it's not goin through ok...damn...

here is a link to a short article on the new S-class CNN article

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/schfiftyfive.php