ryan you crack me up, was it Audiobahn?

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Im not Ryan, but it was the CVs

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POP?

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BoMoP?

as Churchill would have said...

the middle of the bottom of the middle of the bottom of the page.

flop

justin sent ryan the cv's for free? who is blowing who? and how come i didn't get invited??

Well just had a rather interesting shopping trip to wally world. Went to pick up some supplies for the shop. 5 boxes of rubber gloves, and a tub of vaseline  Should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I plopped this combo down on the counter.  I told her a friend was constipated and needed my help..................

that is just way too funny!!

wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Remember that sort of retarded guy who was beaking my sideburns?

He called me a "cheesedick" today.  I laughed so hard that I almost pissed myself.  Then it came to me ... a sort of retarded guy just called me a "cheesedick" ... I wish I was sort of retarded so I could get away with calling people chit like that.

"Cheesedick" ... unbelievable.

Cheesedicks live in Wisconsin

mmmmBOP?

My sociology teacher made a relatively comical comment today.

The average woman makes 72 cents for every dollar that a man makes. On average, a 25 year old female makes $523,000 less than a man throughout her lifetime. Therefore, a penis is worth $523k.

Anyone find themselves chronically pissed off? I am pissed off pretty much almost all day long. I'm not a morning person, afternoon person, or nighttime person. Stupidity and whining really irk me too.

On a brighter note, I'm getting a refund for the 2 cd's I ordered in pucking August that never came.

I have decided upon my halloween costume. It will be pretty cheap since my dad has access to a bunch of doctor stuff. I am stealing this from Mitch Hedburg, RIP.

Here goes, I'm going to be Dr. Acula and I will be wearing either some scrubs or a lab coat and I will have a stethescope and other Dr. paraphenalia but I am gonna have some vampire teeth. Simple, yet effective.

*yawn*

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Anyone find themselves chronically pissed off? I am pissed off pretty much almost all day long. I'm not a morning person, afternoon person, or nighttime person. Stupidity and whining really irk me too.

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I've noticed I've been getting more and more intolerant of ignorant and inconsiderate people lately....people that cut you off in line, don't have any sense of awareness on the road...I'm starting to really, really, really not give a flying fuck.

It's a prime reason why I despise shopping. Unless it's 2AM and there's no one else in the store. Because invariably, people will roll their carts at 1.5MPH down the aisles, just yakking it up and having a grand 'ol time while I'm navigating behind their fat asses trying to find where the soft drinks are. Or, when I finally get to the checkout, some lady with 40 items pulls in front of me in the express lane and my cart with six items. I was trying to take her face off with the look I was giving her...only getting a meek "oh, I'm sorry, I didn't see you".

I think we need to start carrying flamethrowers.

I've gotten a lot more pissed while driving. Chit, I'm asian and don't drive half as bad as these people.

I'd consider myself a pretty safe driver - no collisions, no excessive speeding, paying attention to rights-of-ways...but man, I wonder sometimes where people learned to drive. I felt like throwing a rock at this guy yesterday in the parking lot, who instead of stopping briefly to check the crosswalk, blew through the stop line while accelerating.

Very, very few wrecks are unavoidable - equipment failure or very bad weather are perfectly understandable. But most of the time, one or both of them were being a total jakcalope.

I hate it when the professor changes the date of a midterm (which does suck, but hey I'm not crying about it), and then everyone b1tches and moans about it. Is whining going to change the date? Doubt it, so suck it up and stfu, los b1tches.

Today i saw a deaf person with a cell phone......oxymoron ?

Well just had a rather interesting shopping trip to wally world. Went to pick up some supplies for the shop. 5 boxes of rubber gloves, and a tub of vaseline  Should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I plopped this combo down on the counter.  I told her a friend was constipated and needed my help..................

that is just way too funny!!

wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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There is a reason his thread/blog pwns all

A cell phone is no longer used for calling others, it's just a fashion accessory now.