Kind of Curious what I will run as well. Probably really slow given the Torque management and lack of tune. Sometimes its really slow off the line

Mid 16's is my guess

What engine do you have? The 5.3?

The Caddy on the track would be about as funny as the Econoline on the track

This last weekend my family was staying in a hotel by the Kansas City speedway and there were cars running around it all the time. My stepdad and I wanted to go out there and race our vehicles, my Explorer vs. his Durango.

^Durango wins

Thumbs up their asses

Thumbs up their asses

What movie did that come from?

Office Space

What engine do you have? The 5.3?

yes THE 5.3

THE T0PPAGE!

can't believe I forgot it was from Office Space. I feel so Ashamed

Vulcanize the whoopee stick

In the ham wallet

Cattle prod the oyster ditch

With the lap rocket

Batter dip the cranny axe

In the gut locker

Marinate the nether rod

In the squish mitten

Retrofit the pudding hatch

Ooh la la

With the boink swatter

If i get you in the loop when I make a point to be straight with you then

In lieu of the innuendo in the end know my intent though

I brazillian wax poetic so empathetically

I don't wanna beat around the bush

Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo

What's my name showing up as here?

It's showing JimJ for me, but I was just quoted in the table saw thread as RickRolled...maybe Brian just hasn't cleared his cookies yet.

JimJ.

gymjay

I need to cut the grass but it keeps raining.

I've never seen you as anything but JimJ

Vulcanize the whoopee stick

In the ham wallet

Cattle prod the oyster ditch

With the lap rocket

Batter dip the cranny axe

In the gut locker

Marinate the nether rod

In the squish mitten

Retrofit the pudding hatch

Ooh la la

With the boink swatter

If i get you in the loop when I make a point to be straight with you then

In lieu of the innuendo in the end know my intent though

I brazillian wax poetic so empathetically

I don't wanna beat around the bush

Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo

isn't that from chocolate covered starfish and hotdog flavored water.

Weird.

I need to cut the grass but it keeps raining.

Cut the grass last week, it's down to under four hours now...

Weird.

I need to cut the grass but it keeps raining.

Cut the grass last week, it's down to under four hours now...

The village of Colonie has recently passed a law requiring your lawn to be under 5" or something like that. $500 dollar fine and up to 15 days in jail.

i'd be sticking my foot up colonie's ass.

what's the point of owning your place if someone else gets to make all the rules for you? time to start pitching loaves on the lawn!!

i'd be sticking my foot up colonie's ass.

what's the point of owning your place if someone else gets to make all the rules for you? time to start pitching loaves on the lawn!!

Last summer I told the cop that he was trespassing and better get off of my property. He was trying to come right me a ticket for washing my car in my own driveway.

"Sir do you know why I pulled you over this afternoon?"

Probably because you have shitty aim with your gun and clocked a bird.

"Actually sir you were going 105 km/h in a 100 km/h zone. Now do you know why I pulled you over?"

Because you're a f!cking cunt?

Wrong answer.

"Sir do you know why I pulled you over this afternoon?"

Probably because you have shitty aim with your gun and clocked a bird.

"Actually sir you were going 105 km/h in a 100 km/h zone. Now do you know why I pulled you over?"

Because you're a f!cking cunt?

Wrong answer.

They really pull you over for doing like 2mph more than the speed limit. I guess in America we view speed limit as the minimum speed you should be going.

I need to cut the grass but it keeps raining.

I have had that same issue, so I have been forced to do a rushed slop job at dusk after work and a nice 2 hour commute.

Homeowner's Associations strike again

I started looking at Telarc cd prices again... sigh. I am still pissed that my collection was stolen.

jizmj.

So.....I got a new job. start in 2 weeks. It's with the Kansas Dept. of Health & Environment over in Topeka. But I'll still live in Lawrence and just commute the 30 minutes because Topeka sucks. I'm pretty happy. I'll make 50% more than I'm making now (I guess that's what happens when you get a real job), good state benefits, and pretty strict on no overtime. Which is good for a guy like me, who defines his life by who he is, not his job, and while liking your job is important, it's more or less just to pay for you to live.