Why I fired my secretary

Last week was my birthday

and I

didn't feel very well

waking up on that morning.

I went downstairs

for breakfast

hoping my wife would be pleasant and say,

"Happy

Birthday!",

and possibly have a small present for me.

As it turned

out,

she barely said good morning,

let alone

" Happy Birthday."

I thought...

Well, that's marriage for you,

but the kids...

They will remember.

My kids came bounding down stairs to breakfast

and didn't say a word.

So when I left for the office,

I felt pretty

low

and somewhat despondent.

As I walked into my offic e,

my

secretary Jane said,

"Good Morning Boss,

and by the way

Happy

Birthday ! "

It felt a little better

that at least someone had

remembered

I worked until one o'clock ,

when Jane knocked on my door

and said, "You know,

It's such a beautif ul day outside,

and it is

your Birthday,

what do you say we go out to lunch,

just you and me."

I said, "Thanks, Jane,

that's the greatest thing

I've heard all day.

Let's go !"

We went to lunch.

But we didn't go

where we

normally would g o.

She chose instead at a quiet bistro

with a private

table.

We had two martinis each

and I enjoyed the meal tremendously.

On the way back to the office,

Jane said, "You know,

It's such a

beautiful day...

We don't need to go straight back to the office,

Do We

?"

I responded,

"I guess not.

What do you have in mind ?"

She said,

"Let's drop by my apartment,

it's j ust around the

corner."

After arriving at her apartment,

Jane

turned to me and said,

" Boss, if you don't mind,

I'm going to step into

the bedroom

for just a moment.

I'll be right back."

"Ok." I

nervously replied.

She went into the bedroom and,

after a couple of

minutes,

she came out

carrying a huge birthday cake ...

Followed

by my wife,

my kids,

and dozens of my friends

and co-workers,

all singing "Happy Birthday".

And I just sat there...

On

the couch...

Naked.

so i could go buy my own damn drank!

Purple drank?

Sizzurp?

lean wit it

Rock wit it?

Jim, you should have gone into gangster rap, I think you missed your calling.

I can see you with Gold chains and a palwall grill now....

Not that I know what you look like, but still. Makes me laugh.

http://bigbassman.realmofexcursion.com/pic...m=33&pos=23

Third from left, with the Rainbow Vanadium

I could see you with some platinum chains, and a big clock.

or maybe you could hang that moofer off the chain. Glass of Drank in one hand and the other one the rear of some fly coochie.

And obviously a pall wall grill. Nothing less than diamond dust.

t - 30 min and counting.

t - TOP

BISHES!

3 min!

I'm out HOP!

damn i wish i was 21!

As do I.

Heading out in the retarded traffic in the rain. Fun fun!

storm is gettin closer wind is picking up quiet a bit!

probably gust up to 20-25 right now i would guess

KU were you able to get that 1/0 and RCA's through the same channell? I haven't ripped my truck up yet, but I may try on sunday.

I ran my RCAs down the passenger side. But yeah, I took three pairs of them to the back and they all fit under there too.

i'm trying to find out too man. I can't find anything that is the same in both besides becks.

seat backs look different, red in the top two then blue in the bottom. Plus who knows if those pictures are even in order. They could have just been taking hundreds of pictures throughout the night and just put those together so that it would seem dramatic. Need time stamps!

tornado siren just went off. weird. I think that's only our second one all year, if that. I don't really remember the first but.....we probably had one.

We are in: Tornado watch, tornado warning, flood watch, flood warning

Aren't you just supposed to be in either a watch or warning, not both? I thought they meant different things, or were classified in certain ways.

tornado siren just went off. weird. I think that's only our second one all year, if that. I don't really remember the first but.....we probably had one.

We are in: Tornado watch, tornado warning, flood watch, flood warning

Aren't you just supposed to be in either a watch or warning, not both? I thought they meant different things, or were classified in certain ways.

Often times they'll just leave up the watches when the warnings are posted, as the warnings usually are only issued when shit really happens - tornado or funnel cloud spotted, severe flooding reported...watches just mean the conditions are "favorable" for something to happen.

At least, that's what I remember from SKYWARN.

Internet back for now

internet never went out

Minor ssa myspace update.

T-6 days until heading to Atlanta

T-6 days until heading to Atlanta

Shit, that's got to be about a 30 degree shift for you huh?

***edit***

Fahrenheit.

Tomorrow should be fun. Got 3 test drives lined up.

1. 2004 A6 quattro with the 2.7 bi-turbo.

2. 2004 Volvo S60R with AWD and a 2.5L inline 5 turbo. 300 ponies.

3. Really can't believe I'm driving this, but yeah, 2006 Charger R/T

Finally have everything on the inside minus the HU done, dash and doors are done, now to get my PSU in for the DCX2496 and do the trunk.

My minutes are numbered

In the H0P that is, power getting close to going out