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  • Chill- Lemme break it down as simple as I can on some of us here. The IHoP is like a big dysfunctional family. -M5 would be the uncle everyone respects and takes advice from. We may not like how he p

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A woman with a dirty mouth can usually do some great things with it.

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One of the owners and own is the same thing, especially when there are only 5 of you. I figured from all the effort you put into it, but hadn't asked before.

It started out as a haunt at the local bike club and has grown into an addiction or sickness.

We just recently bought some of these http://jumpingstilts.com/jumping-stilts/extreme-sports/?gclid=CMSSs4Dh3Z4CFU1M5Qod1XNWLA

I just don't want to break my neck!

....I need those in extra fat guy please.

if you can really run up to 20 mph and jump 9 feet I would never stop wearing those unless it was to drive. My co workers would be SO pissed.

If you are interested I can ask the boss lady if she wants to sell any. Just so you know they are a full body work out.

No such thing as a failure to feed on a revolver, or if a failure to fire, just pull the damn trigger again.

revolvers are pretty damn reliable, I would much rather have an auto though and just make sure it's in good working order. If I was way out in the boonies... then I might feel different.

I would prolly probably walk around with a .44 mag, and a back slung shot gun.

Too good for the PP7?

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The .22 and other small cartidges definately do work. I know if you shot me with a couple rounds, well, I would be verry upset and want to use some pretty strong vocabulary with you!

:D

One of the owners and own is the same thing, especially when there are only 5 of you. I figured from all the effort you put into it, but hadn't asked before.

It started out as a haunt at the local bike club and has grown into an addiction or sickness.

We just recently bought some of these http://jumpingstilts.com/jumping-stilts/extreme-sports/?gclid=CMSSs4Dh3Z4CFU1M5Qod1XNWLA

I just don't want to break my neck!

....I need those in extra fat guy please.

if you can really run up to 20 mph and jump 9 feet I would never stop wearing those unless it was to drive. My co workers would be SO pissed.

If you are interested I can ask the boss lady if she wants to sell any. Just so you know they are a full body work out.

their max weight limit is too low for me at the moment.

I bet it's a great work out. I would just never stop wearing them. All times untill I felt akward without them.

It would be like being a super hero!

*tries to imagine what the super hero name would be for a large guy with springy leg extensions.

Super dem beats :woot::woot:

LOL!

how about "The Fat Spring"

Bouncing on crime, one rack or ribs at a time...

LOL!

how about "The Fat Spring"

Bouncing on crime, one rack or ribs at a time...

When I put them on I want to be like Black Bart off of a Christmas Story when he jumps over the fence into the yard.

so sleepy... need cold meds. can;t breath from left nostril....

so sleepy... need cold meds. can;t breath from left nostril....

I'm on the same boat. First day of break and can't even manage to sleep in!

I actuall just needed to move. Went to the rest room and stretched and jogged in place to get the blood pumping and I'm 3 times the man I was 5 min ago. The meds were just making me drowsy, combine blood flow and a nano drop of endorphins... BOOYA

they need to have work out endorphins in some kind of shot, or patch.

Fah reals.

Then I could be even lazier and not have to move to get that great work out high.

It is near the Christmas break of the school year. The students have

turned in all their work and there is really nothing more to do. All the

children are restless and the teacher decides to have an early

dismissal.

Teacher: "Whoever answers the questions I ask, first and correctly can

leave early today."

Little Johnny says to himself "Good, I want to get outta here. I'm smart

and will answer the question."

Teacher: "Who said 'Four Score and Seven Years Ago'?"

Before Johnny can open his mouth, Susie says, "Abraham Lincoln."

Teacher: "That's right Susie, you can go home."

Johnny is mad that Susie answered the question first.

Teacher: "Who said 'I Have a Dream'?"

Before Johnny can open his mouth, Mary says, "Martin Luther King."

Teacher: "That's right Mary, you can go."

Johnny is even madder than before.

Teacher: "Who said 'Ask not, what your country can do for you'?"

Before Johnny can open his mouth, Nancy says, "John F. Kennedy."

Teacher: "That's right Nancy, you may also leave."

Johnny is boiling mad that he has not been able to answer to any of the

questions.

When the teacher turns her back Johnny says, "I wish these bitches would

keep their mouths shut!"

The teacher turns around: "NOW WHO SAID THAT?"

Johnny: "TIGER WOODS. CAN I GO NOW?"

It is near the Christmas break of the school year. The students have

turned in all their work and there is really nothing more to do. All the

children are restless and the teacher decides to have an early

dismissal.

Teacher: "Whoever answers the questions I ask, first and correctly can

leave early today."

Little Johnny says to himself "Good, I want to get outta here. I'm smart

and will answer the question."

Teacher: "Who said 'Four Score and Seven Years Ago'?"

Before Johnny can open his mouth, Susie says, "Abraham Lincoln."

Teacher: "That's right Susie, you can go home."

Johnny is mad that Susie answered the question first.

Teacher: "Who said 'I Have a Dream'?"

Before Johnny can open his mouth, Mary says, "Martin Luther King."

Teacher: "That's right Mary, you can go."

Johnny is even madder than before.

Teacher: "Who said 'Ask not, what your country can do for you'?"

Before Johnny can open his mouth, Nancy says, "John F. Kennedy."

Teacher: "That's right Nancy, you may also leave."

Johnny is boiling mad that he has not been able to answer to any of the

questions.

When the teacher turns her back Johnny says, "I wish these bitches would

keep their mouths shut!"

The teacher turns around: "NOW WHO SAID THAT?"

Johnny: "TIGER WOODS. CAN I GO NOW?"

haha that is hilarious, Im tired of hearing about Tiger Woods but liking some of the jokes put out about him (this one is gonna be a classic).

The .22 and other small cartidges definately do work. I know if you shot me with a couple rounds, well, I would be verry upset and want to use some pretty strong vocabulary with you!

:D

Silly bitch, your weapons cannot harm me, don't you know who the fuck I am I'M THE JUGGANAUT!!!

someone at the gun range had brought in a .50 derenger with 2 barrells.

Literally a half- 3/4 palm grip for a normal man. The fella working the range shot it, and the recoil was so bad it jump in his hand causing him to hit the second trigger while it was stip pointed up at a ~35-40 degree angle.

The guy who owned it purchased it as a novelty weapon, but it was sold as a "back up for bow bear hunting"

Danget I forgot that Loratadine (active ingredient in claritin) gives me muscle spasms. It's so annoying because it'll just go on for 30 minutes.

Crap. A huge order I needed for this year, got pushed out until Jan 4th. Aaaaaaaaaaaaaargh

Messed up your numbers big time or just a comission?

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