Everyone is an alcoholic in my hometown

I would be considered a lush...........Alcoholics go to meetings

ha, I did say everyone in the town not that it included myself

Your custard pie, I declare, it's sweet and nice

I like your custard pie

When you cut it, mama... mama, please save me a slice.

Chewin' a piece of your custard pie

Wow okay

Everyone is an alcoholic in my hometown

I got called an alcoholic the other night by some whore.

oh I see Ryan, how have you been sir? Finals going ok?

oh and now I see Steve. Someone I haven't talked to in a long time

Everyone is an alcoholic in my hometown

I got called an alcoholic the other night by some whore.

And what made her say that man?

And what was ur reply?

Classes utterly suck.

I hate school.

Hoping I passed my thermo final. If I pass I get an A in the class

reading day today

reading forums counts, right?

it IS reading.........

today is wednesday.....doesn't feel it

"Twas the night before Christmas and caught at the light,

Was a Supercharged Camaro and no cops in sight,

I will try, I will try, I will try with this 2 liter motor,

To beat this damn Camaro, even with it's big blower.

As light goes to green and I pull like no joke,

The Camaro erupts in clouds of tire smoke.

Now Smasher, now Rev-ver, now Stroker, now Blitzin,

These are the names of my four VTEC pistons.

Racing ahead I'm the Star of the action,

But I know I'm in trouble when that blown Camaro gets traction.

Grabbing second, I hear the RPM sing,

My rearview mirror is blocked by my Shopping Kart Wing.

I now hear the roar, of that big monster gaining.

All I can do is keep that four-banger straining.

In a second, the shockwave hits with a blast,

And my stickers go flying, now a thing of the past.

Don't bother with third, 'cause now it's too late,

Just try to act cool, like you can relate.

Looking up at the taillights as they get smaller,

The driver backs off just to give me a holler,

"You can't win them all," he says in fling,

"You may not win any in that silly thing,"

I scowled and I revved and let out a sigh,

& did my classic trademark high speed fly-by,

Then I smiled and revved as I pulled out of sight,

With my new mods tomorrow, it will be a better night."

ROFLMAO Tom

i'd feel bad if the ricer took him off the line...

reading day today

reading forums counts, right?

If there was a way to calculate all the forum reading I have done into pages, it would be interesting to see.

i'd feel bad if the ricer took him off the line...

Eh gotta spin the tires and make him feel like he has a chance.

J

t-2.5

We have some snow, which means everyone is going to freak out, run to the store and drive like they just got their learners permit. Makes me angry. Lemmings.

Twas the night before Christmas and caught at the light,

Was a Supercharged Mustang and no cops in sight,

I will try, I will try, I will try with this 2 liter motor,

To beat this damn Mustang, even with it's big blower.

As light goes to green and I pull like no joke,

The Mustang erupts in clouds of tire smoke.

Now Smasher, now Rev-ver, now Stroker, now Blitzin,

These are the names of my four VTEC pistons.

Racing ahead I'm the Star of the action,

But I know I'm in trouble when that blown Mustang gets traction.

Grabbing second, I hear the RPM sing,

My rearview mirror is blocked by my Shopping Kart Wing.

I now hear the roar, of that big monster gaining.

All I can do is keep that four-banger straining.

In a second, the shockwave hits with a blast,

And my stickers go flying, now a thing of the past.

Don't bother with third, 'cause now it's too late,

Just try to act cool, like you can relate.

Looking up at the taillights as they get smaller,

The driver backs off just to give me a holler,

"You can't win them all," he says in fling,

"You may not win any in that silly thing,"

I scowled and I revved and let out a sigh,

& did my classic trademark high speed fly-by,

Then I smiled and revved as I pulled out of sight,

With my new mods tomorrow, it will be a better night.

fixed

Things get pretty stupid here on the first snow every year. Gets better after that, though, because people just get used to it. 4-5 months of snow will do that to ya.

We are going through that right now. First snow this Sat, but it was 8 inches and we have had another 6 since, more is to come tomorrow. Perhaps some new tires to replace mine considering there is a little steel belt showing would be good

Going to be fun in the scooter with bald tires.