Glad you made it Seth!! Here is the thing,I am not to happy about some one playing with my ass..The doctors and all the staff at work are all females,but still I think I would feel kind of awkward.. From my understanding this is a camera tube that views the bowel's ect..Would this be possible to be something I could tackle myself,record and return to said doctors would make stress and anxiety a lot easier on me... Have no clue what i am looking for to record,But this is on sale at my local store and I have been meaning to buy one anyway,but does not come with the Micro SD card but I have a extra 16G just setting around that I could record and just give the doctors that.. This is what I was looking at,Not a bad price but Harbor Freight's shit is hit and miss... http://www.harborfreight.com/high-resolution-digital-inspection-camera-with-recorder-61838.html And yes, we know you are blown out enough to use this.