3 midgets

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There were these 3 midget brothers. They have lived a rough life, but always took pride in knowing that one of them had the smallest hands, one of them had the smallest feet, and one of them had the smallest pecker.

They decide to try to get themselves in the Guiness Book of World Records. When they get to the office to show off their hands, feet and pecker, the president of the GBofWR calls them in one at a time...

The first midget goes in and comes back out about 10 minutes later. His smiles tells the whole story. He tells his brothers that after some measuring, it was official, he would now be the world record holder for smallest hands.

The second midget goes in and comes back out 10 minutes later with the same news. Only he would now be the world record holder for the smallest feet.

Finally, the third midget goes in. He is in there for a good 15 minutes. Finally he comes out, but he is crying. The other brothers wonder what is wrong, and finally ask him.

"What happened? Do you not have the smallest pecker?"

The 3rd midget looks up at them and say.........

"Who the hell is LaynFrm?"