drunk assumptions

[Brock 0]

A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected a quart of

milk, a carton of eggs, a quart of orange juice, and a 1 lb package of bacon.

As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk

standing behind her watched as she placed the items in front of the cashier.

He said, "You must be single."

The woman, a bit startled but intrigued by the derelict's intuition, looked

at her four items on the belt. Seeing nothing particularly unusual about her

selections she said, "Well, you know what, you're absolutely right. But how on

earth did you know that?"

The drunk said, "Cause you're ugly."

[Brock 0]

Yeah, just slapped it up here for those that might not get the cnage to see in over on ca.com

[Wonderbread 0]

hee hee...

it's a good one... an old one, but a good one.

[Aaron Clinton 2,372]

lol I have read it before

[Brock 0]

lol I have read it before

so

[Iggster 0]

I love that joke :ph34r:

[Aaron Clinton 2,372]

[Brock 0]

thats feckin' awesome.