Welcome to the IHoP

[JimJ 11]

http://www.hawthornestereo.com/used/

Cool stuff.

[Penny 0]

so this employment agency guy tried to get me to work in a factory today.

wtf ever.

I can type faster than his fat heart beats and I smell like blossoms.

factory.

huh.

[iceteebone 0]

Lol.

you're such a douche.

but you're our favorite one at least

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

indeed he is

[JimJ 11]

mama's in the factory, she ain't got no shoes

daddy's in the alley, he's looking for food

i am in the kitchen with the tombstone blues...

[Penny 0]

Hey didn't Sheryl Crow sing that?

Ahhhhaha I bet that one made you taste bile eh Jim?

[JimJ 11]

You'd probably get arrested for wearing something like that around here...

[///M5 2,833]

nice links

[JimJ 11]

Hey didn't Sheryl Crow sing that?

Ahhhhaha I bet that one made you taste bile eh Jim?

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

SHERYL CROW???!!11

[///M5 2,833]

Mmmm bile, need to douche the mouth after that.

[Penny 0]

or some curly hair pot smoking weirdo.

I'm just saying it to mess with you. I looked it up and I figued I'd give ya some heartburn

[iceteebone 0]

You'd probably get arrested for wearing something like that around here...

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

if it was white you wouldn't here

[Penny 0]

oooooh

Michigan FTL

[///M5 2,833]

Ha ha *points like Nelson*

[Penny 0]

ok back to the mall to peddle my resume.

FOR A JOB BLOWING UP BALLOONS AND SELLING LOTTO

geez. I'm totally wasting my Ph D

laters menfolk.

[JimJ 11]

oooooh

Michigan FTL

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Fo real...

I can't think of a reason why I would want to live there, other than the fact it's close to Canada.

[///M5 2,833]

Balloons are fun to blow up for about 2 minutes. Used to sell cars and had to decorate the lot on Saturdays. After tying 100+ balloons your fingers are rather sore.

[///M5 2,833]

oooooh

Michigan FTL

Fo real...

I can't think of a reason why I would want to live there, other than the fact it's close to Canada.

Could retire to the UP for the summers but that's about it.

[ramos 2]

You'd probably get arrested for wearing something like that around here...

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

if it was white you wouldn't here

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

I was about to say the same for here. If you changed the color to white you would probably have bretheren show up

[iceteebone 0]

oooooh

Michigan FTL

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Fo real...

I can't think of a reason why I would want to live there, other than the fact it's close to Canada.

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

canada ftw. in 6 days canada will be useless to me anyways

[ramos 2]

Balloons are fun to blow up for about 2 minutes.  Used to sell cars and had to decorate the lot on Saturdays.  After tying 100+ balloons your fingers are rather sore.

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Did a volunteer thing a couple years back. I got stuck helping blow up balloons. A whole chit load of them. We had a bunch of helium tanks going to town in a little freaking hall way for about 5-6 hours straight. Drugs and or alcohol just don't compare

[iceteebone 0]

oooooh

Michigan FTL

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Fo real...

I can't think of a reason why I would want to live there, other than the fact it's close to Canada.

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Could retire to the UP for the summers but that's about it.

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

you don't want to do that unless you are 80 years old and have an imaginary friend

[iceteebone 0]

ok back to the mall to peddle my resume.

FOR A JOB BLOWING UP BALLOONS AND SELLING LOTTO

geez.  I'm totally wasting my Ph D

laters menfolk.

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

you need a resume for that?

[///M5 2,833]

Only need a resume for that if you can't fill out the application.

[iceteebone 0]

Only need a resume for that if you can't fill out the application.

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

what the hell would you put on the resume? have exceptional blow job skills?

[Beat_Dominator 2]

Jimbo, my preamp has balanced outs, I'll sell it to ya

Did you see the link I posted for you? It's like 10 pages back....